I ain't even joking, bruv.
Fucking conversation went on for ten minutes with them saying "no, you have to be 21 to order alcohol" and me saying "But I AM over 21, it says so right there".
( Kroney, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:39, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

"There ain't no twenty six months in the year son, git chore fake passport outta here before I pop a cap in yo ass"

( Theoban What of it, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:42, Reply)

I had similar passport lols:
'but this is a lady's passport sir'

*sigh* fair enought the passport's ten years old, I no longer have long hair BUT I STILL HAVE A MAN'S NAME AND THAT IS ONE RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF YOU
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:43, Reply)

Nice! You do have rather luxurious locks. The beard ought to give it away, mind.
Just like the fact that I was walking, talking, travelling alone and over six foot tall *ought* to have been a slight clue that I wasn't four years old.
( Kroney, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:45, Reply)

In fairness the pic was from when I was 15, no beard and looked like a massive girl

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:47, Reply)

*patch work waist coat lols*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:49, Reply)

U NO DAT BRUV

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:58, Reply)

Presumably it was taken of you BT?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 11:09, Reply)

alright lesley

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:45, Reply)