i did enjoy that
every single person told him it was a shit idea, and a cheapskate one, but he insisted it was the best present ever
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 12:07, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Now I can't speak for Chompy's parents
but if it were my kid, I'd be pretty put out unless there were some serious extenuating circumstances. Helping with Christmas lunch should be expected unless, like my mum, the head cook fucking hates having people in the kitchen with her.
( Kroney, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 12:11, Reply)

i like how you're admitting that kids will be on the horizon one day
OG is really changing you
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 12:12, Reply)

I admitted nothing, I merely posited a theoretical situation.
Please don't superimpose your own mounting desperation, cobwebbed womb and losing battle against your body clock onto other people.
( Kroney, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 12:13, Reply)

too late, dude
the old kroney would have said "NOT THAT I WILL EVER BE HAVING CHILDREN"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 12:15, Reply)

Oh dear, classic transferrence.

( Kroney, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 12:17, Reply)

+ robots in disguise

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 12:18, Reply)

lol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 12:19, Reply)

Or you are under 10

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 12:19, Reply)