I can't help but worry that these online nonce entrapment dudes are liable to fuck up a police investigation sooner or later.
Do you think what they're doing is admirable or a disaster waiting to happen?

(to clarify, I'm using this thread to trick any nonces on here into admitting their crimes)

Alt: lunch woes

Altalt: that 'Miley Cyrus' person is really fucking irritating, eh?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 11:39, 126 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

what online none entrapments?
my brother and i were laughing (rather cruelly, admittedly) at the weekend. my formerly boymad pretty little cousin has suddenly turned 15, decided she is a lesbian, ballooned and shaved her head, and is now begging for money online to go and meet her "girlfriend". my brother said that the "girlfriend" could be a nonce.

i said that the nonce would probably get the bigger shock...

alt: probably an itsu veg pot
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 11:40, Reply)

There's a group/site called 'Letsgo Hunting' who pretend to be sexy kids on the internet,
to TRICK NONCES INTO OUTING THEMSELVES.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 11:42, Reply)

oh dear god
of course that's their intention.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 11:44, Reply)

Peedo finder general

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 11:44, Reply)

No lunch woes. Just had a full english.
Stuffed.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 11:48, Reply)

full english massive black cock
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 11:50, Reply)

altalt: that someone of your 'ilk' is even mentioning her means shes doing her job right
and by she i mean her PR team

and by PR team i mean your Smash Hits! subscription

and by your Smash Hits! subscription i mean that little secret folder you have hidden within the depths of your C:\ with an innocuous an dull sounding name like 'PC Memory and RAM Stats - DO NOT OPEN EVER, I MEAN IT'
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 11:48, Reply)

Google the Miley Cyrus/Nicholas Cage video
then pour a stiff pint of mindbleach
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 11:51, Reply)

if that dont involve nick-cage-in-faceoff-grabbing-a-peach-priest-face ill be sorely disappointed

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 11:54, Reply)

haha

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 12:17, Reply)

^knows his Hall and Oates^

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 11:57, Reply)

This all applies to me =(
usvsth3m.com/post/62051383205/the-15-things-you-need-to-know-if-youre-dating-an-it
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 11:57, Reply)

THe link in my post, not the nonce thing.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 11:57, Reply)

^Paedy Pops has outed himself here

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 11:59, Reply)

Ha ha.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 12:01, Reply)

I like the way it makes them look like they're holding the olympic torch, I even put them in sweat-bands to make it extra cute.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 12:09, Reply)

I'm a little upset that Chompy won't be here to explain
how he's cooking Christmas lunch for his family because he doesn't think they're worth buying presents for and how this is totally ok and they really love him and how thoughtful he is.
( Kroney, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 12:02, Reply)

i did enjoy that
every single person told him it was a shit idea, and a cheapskate one, but he insisted it was the best present ever
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 12:07, Reply)

Now I can't speak for Chompy's parents
but if it were my kid, I'd be pretty put out unless there were some serious extenuating circumstances. Helping with Christmas lunch should be expected unless, like my mum, the head cook fucking hates having people in the kitchen with her.
( Kroney, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 12:11, Reply)

i like how you're admitting that kids will be on the horizon one day
OG is really changing you
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 12:12, Reply)

I admitted nothing, I merely posited a theoretical situation.
Please don't superimpose your own mounting desperation, cobwebbed womb and losing battle against your body clock onto other people.
( Kroney, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 12:13, Reply)

too late, dude
the old kroney would have said "NOT THAT I WILL EVER BE HAVING CHILDREN"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 12:15, Reply)

Oh dear, classic transferrence.

( Kroney, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 12:17, Reply)

+ robots in disguise

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 12:18, Reply)

lol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 12:19, Reply)

Or you are under 10

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 12:19, Reply)

HAHA What a tight bastard!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 12:10, Reply)

isn't it the male seahorse that has babies?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 12:16, Reply)

100-1000 at a time.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 12:18, Reply)

Stupid damn binary horse

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 12:19, Reply)

that gang of paedo hunters are just doing what the police should be doing.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 12:29, Reply)

I have turquoise in my shirt today

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 12:36, Reply)

I also almost do

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 12:37, Reply)

i have pink as well
it's like gay pride in Ealing today
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 12:39, Reply)

good man
My shirt today is white with green and blue stripes.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 12:38, Reply)

Well that's the next thread ruined already.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 12:38, Reply)

Get fucked.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 12:42, Reply)

\o/
Seen any more 'ghosts' today, you pathetic moron?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 12:45, Reply)

No.
Still suffering from suicidal chronic depression, you SSRI life failure?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 12:47, Reply)

No.
Still think that 'mirror' is a colour, Stevie Wonder?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 12:49, Reply)

No. I never did, just said it for lols eh.
Keep taking the citalopram, maybe one day you can smile again :'(
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 12:52, Reply)

I smile quite a lot, I'm a happy go lucky little scamp, I have no idea why you think otherwise.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 12:54, Reply)

yer, the smiling is because of the happy pills eh

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 13:00, Reply)

That, among other things.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 13:00, Reply)

including the mental retardation?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 13:05, Reply)

That only accounts for my vacant look.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 13:07, Reply)

What is this? Nonce police pretending to be young uns?
They will fall at the first text speak hurdle. May have to do more research so I know what Im talking about.

Proper muddy head today. Must have had some good ganja.

Alt. I have a nice salad today with smoked Mackerel

AltAlt. She is just trying to get away from her Disney past. She needs to keep her tongue in her mouth though.
All "diva's" go through a slut phase.
My prediction is her next album will be "stripped back"
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 12:59, Reply)

I dunno about that.
But I think all the shit on the news last week about grooming kids then blackmailing them until kill themselves was stupid. Tons of nonces that had never thought of that will be trying it out now.
( Peej, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 13:28, Reply)