Met her in a pub in Kensington, shocked by how fat she was
She called me gay to a homeless man.
But we had a relative laugh, she'd helped me with the eviction chatted for like an hour and a half.
Had a few drinks, thought ahh fuck it lets go back to hers.
Went back to hers, had a pizza apparently (I have no idea) I was freaked out by the fridge content. Can't remember exactly but I think it was a single tomato and like 40 bottles of water.
Both stayed in the spare room. had depressing sex
I smoked on her balcony as far as I remember I put the fags in the ashtray but who knows.
Went for lunch the next day.
Went to euston.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 15:25, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

this is lies from start to finish
i fucking hate tomatoes.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 15:26, Reply)

pizzagate date was doomed from the start

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 15:27, Reply)

oh man me too :'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 15:27, Reply)

I hope one day I have a perfect date like this.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 15:31, Reply)

i hear he's single now, so it's a distinct possibility

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 15:34, Reply)

I find it hilarious that *you* got dumped.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 15:36, Reply)

when??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 15:38, Reply)

At the end of this liaison.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 15:38, Reply)

er, i think not
i wouldn't have gone there again for all the tea in china
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 15:40, Reply)

Well, I keep my ear to the ground. And that ain't what I'm hearing.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 15:41, Reply)

you don't want to believe everything you hear

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 15:43, Reply)

I heard you have all the tea in china stuffed in the flat Daddy bought you.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 15:44, Reply)

there's some truth in that

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 15:49, Reply)