It's the same as any other substance, really.
If you're liable to have bad reactions or get addictions to it, then you will. If you're not, you won't. You have to commit to some pretty serious, socially unacceptable levels of drinking to get to cirrhosis. As in George Best or Ollie Reid. If you're at that level everybody will know you're an alcoholic, you won't have to take some gay NHS quiz that was written by a no-hoper drone to find out.

As far as I'm concerned, as long as you're not reaching for the vodka before you have breakfast, you're probably OK.
( Kroney, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:21, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

the no-hoper drones don't write the quizzes
they just analyse the results and put them in a spreadsheet
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:22, Reply)

Still pining, huh?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:24, Reply)

It's a great sign that despite him not even being here anymore
you STILL can't let it go. Doing a great job of showing how little you care.
( Kroney, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:28, Reply)

you were the one having the go here... i just highlighted it...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:28, Reply)

If I was having a go I'd have put "like Chompy" in there.

( Kroney, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:30, Reply)

uh huh

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:31, Reply)

*roll eyes*

( Kroney, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:33, Reply)

I nearly always have breakfast first.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:24, Reply)

Yeah, gives you a foundation.
You just get hammered too quick on an empty stomach and then your boss will find out.
( Kroney, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:25, Reply)