Old enough to remember that advert.
Auto correct doesn't like 'waffley'. Imagine that! It must be a proper word, it's been on telly.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 20:23, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I'm 42, you?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 20:25, Reply)

You got a decade on me Grandad!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 20:27, Reply)

45 in November. Does it matter?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 20:30, Reply)

*points and laughs*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 20:35, Reply)

I get on well with the elderly because I am cynical beyond my years.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 20:36, Reply)

45! THE ELDERLY!!!!
That's no age you young whippersnapper.
*wanders off muttering about 'this was all fields' etc.*
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 20:41, Reply)

Aww come on now, I was merely lampooning you.
Age is just a number, until you're dead.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 20:43, Reply)

OK Bartlebey give the good Dr his log in back

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 20:44, Reply)

Is he still about?
Met him IRL at a BGB bash. Good bloke.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 20:47, Reply)

A meme's a meme, truth be told I like most on here *EVEN* you
How is BGB, DG comes on here but aint heard from her for ages?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 20:49, Reply)

Old enough to have had Potato waffles as a staple student diet.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 20:25, Reply)

You were not doing it right, Pot Noodles or GTFO

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 20:26, Reply)

Big Brucey was my housemate for three years
OK, my dad owned the house and we kept Brucey onside but he was a damned good cook.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 20:29, Reply)

was it nice to see him, see him nice?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 20:38, Reply)

Don't know what he's doing now
Very well, I'd expect.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 20:44, Reply)

Glad to hear, that he may be doing well
you had anymore properties to look over yet?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 20:46, Reply)

Been spreading the hard earned seed recently
Let's see if it fruits, eh?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 20:49, Reply)

Looks like prices may be climbing very soon
Brick yards are on about a 3 month turn around, concrete roof tiles from Marley are almost as bad, the multi-national house builders are buying up stock like bastards
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 20:52, Reply)

I've still got a couple of thorns in my side from last time.
But I'm happy enough to go for it again.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 20:57, Reply)

Look at older Bungalow properties you can maximise on redeveloping the carbon footprint

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 21:03, Reply)

Completing on one this week
It's going to be mine when I ever get this one finished.

Trouble is, I've bought and sold and kept and let - but this one is the one I love. Sounds daft but it's karma. This is totally impractical for me but I can't leave it
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 21:12, Reply)

At times TD your heart can over rule your head, it's a coin toss as to how it finishes out
some of the best decisions I ever made in my life was from the heart not the head
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 21:15, Reply)

This will be a very hard place to maintain and although I pretend I'm not, I'm getting older.
I bought the bungalow with me in mind for a few lets to pay it off.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 21:21, Reply)

SO MUCH GREASE :(

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 20:33, Reply)

Yer, I bet he was "Hopelessly Devoted to them"

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 20:36, Reply)

Just the thought of it gives me chills
In fact, they're multiplying.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 20:37, Reply)

They were best served on "Summer Nights"

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 20:39, Reply)

TELL ME MORE

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 20:39, Reply)

I liked the way they looked cooked, you know "Sandy" coloured

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 20:40, Reply)

Yeah, they were pretty "trevolting".
Am I doing this right?
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 20:40, Reply)

I used to look at all the cooked ones and pick one out and say "You're the One That I Want"

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 20:41, Reply)

When you deep fried them they cooked really fast almost like "Greased Lightnin'"

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 20:43, Reply)

I would often think to myself, once the guilt of convenience food set in..
'There are worse things I could do'
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 20:45, Reply)

Very true I say "We Go Together"

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 20:47, Reply)

Would you go so far as to say like
rama lama lama ka dinga da dinga dong
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 20:53, Reply)

Only on the weekends then again I would probably say "Look at Me, I'm Sandra Dee"

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 20:54, Reply)

You two are well bent

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 20:58, Reply)

Oh, here he comes with his bitter pithy one liners. Don't be so negative about a couple of upbeat cool d00dz having a good time.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 21:00, Reply)

He's just upset
every time he tries to get it on with his wife he has to use a crow bar to separate her Velcro pubes
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 21:02, Reply)

Does she get a bit 'gummed up' from the steady line of gentleman callers?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 21:03, Reply)

Well I think you should be asking TuiB that not me

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 21:05, Reply)

I, perhaps wrongly, assumed you were one of them, you crafty old devil.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 21:07, Reply)

What....wait......what the fuck is wrong with you people
I AM NOT FUCKING EVERYONE BUT MY WIFE

CRIES
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 21:08, Reply)

WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULDNT HAVE KEFT ME ALL ALONE FOR A WEEK.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 21:09, Reply)

Ok fair point....but I'm still going to be absent most of the week days till I sort out myself

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 21:16, Reply)

All you had to do was let me know before. I have been worried sick.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 21:18, Reply)

It's no biggy..all you have to do is send a Gazz

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 21:21, Reply)

alright knobcheese

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 21:03, Reply)

Getting there TuiB, getting there
you alright?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 21:06, Reply)

Yer not bad

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 21:08, Reply)

I may have to go into your kneck of the woods soon

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 21:09, Reply)

*shudders*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 21:10, Reply)

alright gay prick

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 21:02, Reply)

That's better!
See, it wasn't so difficult to join in now was it?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 21:04, Reply)

Beauty school dropout

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 20:58, Reply)