it's right up there with life's degrading tasks.
Emptying a cat litter tray is a thankless task too.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 19:03, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Having been a cat owner before I became a dog owner by default, I have to agree.
But at least with a litter tray you can instantly dispose of the contents, whereas if your dog has a shit on the beach you have to carry it around like some kind of catwalk model.

'DG is wearing a Berghaus fleece with matching dog-shit accessory bag'.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Sep 2013, 19:06, Reply)

I can imagine dogs thinking
"Oh, wow! You like that stuff? Oh boy oh boy oh boy, I can produce a TON of that! You're going to be SO happy!",

and cats thinking
"You pathetic mess. Do you think I miss the litter tray by ACCIDENT? Mwah hah hah haaaaaaaa!"
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 Sep 2013, 19:07, Reply)

I swear our dog's arse is like a TARDIS at times :-(

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Sep 2013, 19:08, Reply)

TURDIS

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 19:10, Reply)

Indeed.
On that note, I suppose I'd better go and sort the kitchen out. Possibly have a tab first.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Sep 2013, 19:10, Reply)

That in no way sounds like your kitchen is full of dogshit.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 Sep 2013, 19:11, Reply)