He didn't get chomped or anything.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2423311/Man-40-finds-8ft-crocodile-hidden-bed-spent-entire-night-just-inches-slept.html

I was in the Florida everglades a few years ago on a fly drive. Parked the car up to go and have a walk along a raised boardwalk that had been recommended - went into the middle of a swamp. Came back to the car to find a six-foot alligator sunning itself next to the passenger side. Nearly shat myself.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Sep 2013, 19:19, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

they are nowhere near as aggressive
but still fucking frightening. i got eyed by a 4 year old baby on one of those really low air boat things. it freaked me out; it was definitely eyeing me up. eventually the guide banged on the boat, and it balefully swam off... you're only about an inch above the water on those things!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 19:27, Reply)

nonce

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 19:28, Reply)

lolz

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 19:49, Reply)