Had about 3 hours kip, couldn't sleep well at all.
What do you do to get off to sleep?
Alt, plans for today? Paperwork here.
Altalt, what's your attitude to paperwork, organised or crap?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 6:27, 21 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

4 hours sleep.
Cancelled train, slow one to London, which is also delayed, taking me to a station miles away from where I want to get to. I'm in a fucking bad mood now.

Anyway, I put the telly on if I can't sleep.

Alt: sitting on trains for hours, then work.

Altalt: organised at work, less so at home.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 6:36, Reply)

I actjaly enjoy paperwofk.
Sad or what?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 6:45, Reply)

Each to their own man.
I quite like doing work stuff.

Oh, Christ you have to sit near other people on the pleb train. Sad times.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 6:48, Reply)

Could be a bus :-$

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 6:51, Reply)

Tru dat
I really should look on the bright side more often
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 6:55, Reply)

is that Polish?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 7:20, Reply)

Pookish.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 7:23, Reply)

wank like a vicar at Sunday school
Alt:

Lots of documentation and coffee

Altalt:
I write rather good documentation but I'm shit at doing time sheets, etc.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 7:06, Reply)

It stunts your growth.
Hairy palmed onanist.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 7:11, Reply)

I've never had trouble getting to sleep, sometimes I wake up early but a quick choke of the chicken cures that.
Alt: Manning a stand at the NEC* - sore feet and aching legs, here we come!
Altalt: Hate it but do it - I try to cut it down as much as possible.

*There's a regular attendee at these techy/industrial shows - a real mad professor/tyre-kicker/literature and freebie collector type. We've all decided that the person who fails to avoid him and ends up in a cloud of his lunatic ideas and halitosis will earn the privilege of getting the beers in tonight.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 7:18, Reply)

God I hate Shoreditch
Just seen some spastic bird wearing an actual Chinese pointy straw hat. And clearly on her way to work. Not returning from a party.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 7:23, Reply)

Proper lampshade? What a prick.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 7:25, Reply)

Is she Chinese or that neck of the woods?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 7:32, Reply)

nope. Just a stupid 'fashion' prick

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 7:53, Reply)

On the other hand, if it's raining it's less likely to have someone's eye out than an umbrella.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 8:01, Reply)

gods Mince your so fucken judgmental
emphasis on the MENTAL, casting stones all over the fucken shop

what if it was like the fucken, i dunno, tenth anniversary of her chinese grandmothers death and she decided to wear the hat as an unconventional yet fitting tribute. did you think of that? NO YOU FYCKEN DINT! you just waded in, as per, with your fucken er OPINIONS and shit. POINTING THE FINGER. well hows about turning that finger around Mince, cos im betting it wont be pointing at no greener grass.
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 8:50, Reply)

An excellent curry last night has left me with an arse like the Japanese flag this morning.
I've already had 5 shits. Ouch.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 8:01, Reply)

another shit post from Battered.
Thanks for that, you prick.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 8:16, Reply)

Make it yourself?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 8:17, Reply)

Nope.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 8:18, Reply)

salted peanuts

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 8:29, Reply)

High end sausage baguette, apple and ginger drink.
Considering making my way into work in a bit.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 8:35, Reply)

How do you define a sausage as "high end"?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 8:43, Reply)

Quality my friend, quality.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 8:44, Reply)

i go to bed when im tired and then fall asleep
if i get woken thru the night i just go back to sleep again

i had some fish & chips last night. the chip shop i got it from had a diverse range of options available such as kebabs, pizza, burgers and other stuff thst not fish and chips. i think if i ever opened a fish and chip shop alls i'd sell would be fish and chips and id only cook the fish to order and have a decent fucken batter mix that dint leave the fish looking like a battered mountain range.

alt: i might do some work

altalt: i cant answer this question unless you fill out a B12 in triplicate with the accompanying A600 in pink signed by your supervisor
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 8:45, Reply)