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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I put some shelves up in my bedroom.
They are level and they are still up, several months later.

Anyone who knows how cackhanded and impatient I am will tell you this is a miracle of 'feeding the 5000' stature.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 11:29, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Nah, I reckon ur gud at everyfink, Monce
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(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 11:33, Reply)
"Monce"
Pffft.

Sounds like "peedo".
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 11:34, Reply)
You two might as well just start doing it.

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 11:34, Reply)
they can't
stunned would kill him
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 11:35, Reply)
Not to mention how ANDREW MARR would take it!!!!! ANDREW MARR!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 11:37, Reply)
I have clicked the 'I like this' button

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 11:44, Reply)
Stunned will be jealous.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 11:35, Reply)
Oh boohoo, poor fucking stunned.

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 11:36, Reply)
oooooooooooooooh.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 11:38, Reply)
wow, do you think he's interested?
I'm not very pretty :(
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 11:37, Reply)
you've lost a lot of weight though sweetie
and you can always tuck the leftover skin into your jeans
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 11:38, Reply)
*sniff*
for reals?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 11:39, Reply)
yeah of course,get a pair with an elasticated waist band by mail order from the back of the Daily Mail

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 11:41, Reply)
In three practical colours!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 11:45, Reply)
they are just waiting to lull you into a false sense of security
before they fall on your swede in the middle of the night
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 11:35, Reply)
Monty has Ulrika johnson held hostage in his bathe room?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 11:38, Reply)
heed = swede!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 11:41, Reply)
no offence love but that's not how you spell "head"


*shakes head in despair at today's youth*
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 11:42, Reply)

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