NOONNNNONOOOOOOOOOOOOO

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 12:51, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Replace with 'Horny Seahorse' and you have an idea what I've been going through.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 12:53, Reply)

is this you Frog?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFD1Jaeo8Jk
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 12:55, Reply)

Not me personally, but I have been in similar situations.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 12:58, Reply)

haha....NOW SHARE MY EARWORM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=R044sleOW6I

Whoa, Black Betty (Bam-ba-Lam)
Whoa, Black Betty (Bam-ba-Lam)

Black Betty had a child (Bam-ba-Lam)
The damn thing gone wild (Bam-ba-Lam)
She said, "I'm worryin' outta mind" (Bam-ba-Lam)
The damn thing gone blind (Bam-ba-Lam)
I said Oh, Black Betty (Bam-ba-Lam)
Whoa, Black Betty (Bam-ba-Lam)

Oh, Black Betty (Bam-ba-Lam)
Whoa, Black Betty (Bam-ba-Lam)

She really gets me high (Bam-ba-Lam)
You know that's no lie (Bam-ba-Lam)
She's so rock steady (Bam-ba-Lam)
And she's always ready (Bam-ba-Lam)
Whoa, Black Betty (Bam-ba-Lam)
Whoa, Black Betty (Bam-ba-Lam)

Whoa, Black Betty (Bam-ba-Lam)
Whoa, Black Betty (Bam-ba-Lam)

She's from Birmingham (Bam-ba-Lam)
Way down in Alabam' (Bam-ba-Lam)
Well, she's shakin' that thing (Bam-ba-Lam)
Boy, she makes me sing (Bam-ba-Lam)
Whoa, Black Betty (Bam-ba-Lam)
Whoa, Black Betty
BAM-BA-LAM
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 13:00, Reply)

An African lady called Betty came into my restaurant and asked "Is there any chicken on the menu?"

I replied "No black Betty, it's ham or lamb."
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 13:04, Reply)

*pours pint*
Sup loaksey?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 13:05, Reply)

Cheers, don't mind if I do
*chugs pint*
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 13:06, Reply)

I prefer the theme to Black Beauty
Der Nerrrr! der ner ner ner ner ner ner nerrr NERRRRRR!
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 13:04, Reply)

I simply refuse to have that as an earworm
However take this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLJvWIX75kA
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 13:07, Reply)

Not clicking that etc....

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 13:08, Reply)

that is quite literally the most bent film ever

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 13:09, Reply)

And you know your apples when it comes to bent

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 13:10, Reply)

your mum was licking my "apples" just last night

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 13:12, Reply)

according to your wife there more like sour grapes

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 13:15, Reply)