Poor old Hartley Hare
Lost his job but fucked his Ex
Smashed in her back doors.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 13:51, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

don't wind him up when he's up on blcoks

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 13:51, Reply)

This 'Bomber Harris' character is much funnier than that bent spazzer Nakers who used to hang around here.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 13:52, Reply)

you should have met Badmons Dukaz

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 13:53, Reply)

I loved Badmons Dukaz, he was well good

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 13:55, Reply)

Was that you too?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 13:55, Reply)

yep I have been:
Naked Ape
Badmon Dukaz
Bill Paxton
The Baby Jesus
Ben Fogle
Bomber Harris
Battered's ex wife

Edit:

Baked Ape (which came from a typo)

and probably some others that i've forgotton
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 13:57, Reply)

there's a real b theme here

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 13:57, Reply)

b meaning BENT SPASTIC?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 14:01, Reply)

coincidence I assure you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 14:02, Reply)

I have seen all these names in use at one point or another, such is my lurking prowess.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 14:00, Reply)

*backs away slowly*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 14:06, Reply)

i liked baked ape
bring back baked ape
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 13:57, Reply)

oh year, forgot that one, I have added

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 13:59, Reply)

lol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 13:52, Reply)

I almost feel like this is a get out of jail card

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 13:54, Reply)

HTH

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 13:55, Reply)

Well it dosen't really
I think I will stick to my boring marriage, and occasionally make out with the palmer sisters whilst thinking about an all you can eat buffet
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 14:00, Reply)

You are living MY dream!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 14:01, Reply)

+ WET

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 14:06, Reply)