Just make sure you get up really close and take in a big deep breath through your nose before you tell her.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 12:29, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very close to her, draws in a large breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.

After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer, and goes to HR.
Without identifying the guy, she tells them what the co-worker does, and that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against him.

The HR supervisor is puzzled by this approach, and asks, "What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice"?

The woman replies, "It's Battered, the dwarf."
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 12:33, Reply)

LOL^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 12:42, Reply)

EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME!!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 12:43, Reply)

*looks* what now?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 12:44, Reply)

Sniff me

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 12:45, Reply)

I can smell your cunt.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 12:45, Reply)

i think you meant "you're a"

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 12:45, Reply)

Goes without saying innit bruv

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 12:46, Reply)