What a fucking mental day I'm having.
One day 50% off sale, 202 orders so far when usually I'd be on 25-30.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:28, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

HAHAHAHA - AMAZON!!! REMEMBER WHEN I MADE A MISTAKE!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:29, Reply)

Do you actually have to process the orders then?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:30, Reply)

Not me personally, no
I used to. When I started this 16 years ago (or so) it was just me, a phone and a till. It would ring every day a coupole of times, I'd go off, pick and pack the thing and put the cash through, then do an address label and put it on the carrier's van. LOL
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:31, Reply)

What you complaining about then!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:31, Reply)

Because I'm a racist?


I'm not actually complaining btw
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:33, Reply)

Thats OK then
My mood has improved somewhat via the application of sausage and chips to face
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:34, Reply)

I would rather like some hard drugs and alcohol.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:35, Reply)

I'd take a decent bottle of red tonight

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:36, Reply)

PROPER STRIKETHROUGH LOLS
bottle of red tonight

sized cock in my prolapsed arsehole
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:40, Reply)

SOOOO last night

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:42, Reply)

STRIKETHROUGHG DRUGS END STRIKETHROUGH
COCK... lols
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:36, Reply)

"lols"

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:37, Reply)

I'll take 6 please

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:33, Reply)

For you, The Great Chutsby, anything.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:34, Reply)

FFS Monts
50% off, you should've hooked us bruvers up innit... keeping all the good shit for Biggins eh, I get your game
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:36, Reply)

I'm keeping the best stuff back for Pasquale.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:37, Reply)

I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Storage Solutions!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:37, Reply)

When I think of Pasquale
and boxes it makes me smile, just the small addition of 6ft of earth and my world is a happier place
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:39, Reply)

Ha ha ha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:42, Reply)

I hope you're not referring to me as Biggins
or I'll fist you into next week. young man!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:43, Reply)

Oh No He Isnt!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:43, Reply)

He's behind you!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:47, Reply)

Biggins is aptly named
*braces*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:47, Reply)

*BELTS*

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:51, Reply)

I would carry you round like a poor
version of the fucking Sooty show sunshine... Elbow deep and working your mouth.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:57, Reply)

You could at least buy me a drink first

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 17:02, Reply)