those places are all unremittingly shit. Soz.


Not really. Although you could have tried not to have "stereotypical gay world tour 101" printed on your itinerary.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:18, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

There was no mention of Gran Canaria, Sitges, Fire island or Lesbos, thanks.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:21, Reply)

I took those as given.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:21, Reply)

Only been to GC and found it to be a horrid hole with bad drag from the 90's
and promiscuity.

None of that for me thanks. Keep your venereal diseases to yourselves.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:23, Reply)

Paris is an amazing city, Ibiza is a beautiful Island, London is a fantastic city museums, history, restaurants, parks, gigs, theatre etc etc
I think you'll find you look a bit silly now
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:26, Reply)

Paris is a dirty shithole
and I could list ten islands in a heartbeat that piss on Ibiza with their eyes closed. But, hey, you stick to you middle england stereotypical destinations, eh?

Also, I said Not Really, you unremitting WTN prick.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:29, Reply)

I could also name ten islands that piss on Ibiza, but that wasn't the question was it? I'd have thought a tutor like you would put more emphasis on reading the question correctly
Paris is dirty, but so is your mum and they both still entertain millions of visitors a year
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:31, Reply)

So, apparently, does Britain's got fucking talent.
Your point?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:43, Reply)

That your mum is the human equvilant of Britain's got talent?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:46, Reply)

Well, duh.
I'm just pointing out Paris isn't coming out of this at all well.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:47, Reply)

I loved Ibiza
A lot less chavs than you will find on most party Islands and literally had the best nights ever clubbing with my mates.

As with everything it's a personal choice innit.

*drags soapbox away*
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:34, Reply)

I only really went to the North of the Island away fro the clubbing heartland
Wedding in an amazing agri hotel and week of beautiful beaches and amazing food. It helped that we had a Spaniard with us, whos passiona nd job is food and drink. He can sniff out a good restaurantb from a mile away
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:41, Reply)

"agri hotel" ?
and you wonder why people abuse you.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:44, Reply)

I didn't book it did I that's where the wedding was, it just means they grow lots of their own food I think
and no, I don't wonder, it's becasue I'm a HIDEOUS MONSTER WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:46, Reply)

In all seriousness, and to step away from hurling abuse at you for a second
a fucking "agri hotel"? I'd love five minutes alone with whatever fucker came up with that, and a pair of pliers. that's worse than calling things "artisan" .. Some peoople really just don't deserve to live.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:49, Reply)

it's a pouch namw
they jsut mean it's eco and shit really
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:50, Reply)

We went to Portinax a couple of times, really nice place, good food etc.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:44, Reply)

Quite so
and my personal choice is to call Nakers a prick. I actually quite like Ibiza but where's the fun in that when we can bait collar-poppers?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:45, Reply)