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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I was asked on a date this morning, by one of the mums at the soft play centre take micro to each week.
'Do you fancy meeting for a drink one night next week?'

'Erm, sure, why not?'

I was rather surprised.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:47, 8 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Maybe she's got a badger problem

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:47, Reply)
We're overrun with them on here, HamesJames

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:50, Reply)
Just make sure you pay for your own pizza, yeah?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:48, Reply)
I'd have replied "Nah but if you fancy a fuck I'm sure we can sort something out"
Then if she acted all upset she definitely wasn't worth it.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:48, Reply)
'Lets get someone else here to look after the kids and you can give me a blowjob in the bog'

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:53, Reply)
Or fancie a quickie in the ball pool?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:58, Reply)
Ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:59, Reply)
Mention that your ejaculate is prodigious and of a high quality.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 13:00, Reply)
Well I have the proof.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 13:05, Reply)
Some of them can smell a fool easily parted from his money
Or it might be booze she can smell
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:48, Reply)
he should have just said no.
GEDDIT? THIS IS A ZAMMO JOKE!!!!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:50, Reply)
Watch it or you'll get a smack on the nose.
THAT'S a Zammo joke.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:52, Reply)
yeah?
You want to do an intravenous injection of poor quality diamorphine.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:53, Reply)
Go on then.
Just the one.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:55, Reply)
good man.
I'll cook the shot, you do the tourney, ok?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:56, Reply)
Jousting lolz

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 13:06, Reply)
Good stuff.
Would you chuck one up her?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:51, Reply)
Well put it this way, she's got a pulse.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:52, Reply)
Fair play.
You should start stalking her on social media immediately.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:53, Reply)
then post pictures of her here for us to judge

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:55, Reply)
i bet the kinky bitch is into dwarf porn

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:52, Reply)
Bored of soft play
She probably wants to play with somet harder.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:54, Reply)
she'll be shit out of luck this tiny alkie

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:56, Reply)
But I'm on holiday for 3 weeks.
If I haven't mentioned that already.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:56, Reply)
Balboa Park, just to remind you.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:57, Reply)
Yes. Chz.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:58, Reply)
Is that in the Rockies?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 13:06, Reply)
Hi Jeff.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 13:07, Reply)
Does she have fucking cunt kids?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:56, Reply)
Twins. 3 years old.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:57, Reply)
I like where this is going.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:58, Reply)
Better than one 6 year old eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:59, Reply)
I don't know.
After twins I bet doing the Mum is like throwing a sausage up an alley.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 13:01, Reply)
battered can just climb in and do "the worm"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 13:03, Reply)

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