Good afternoon? Bad afternoon? Or just plain old afternoon?
I’m taking my time out to sand down the staircase newels, Turnings, balustrades, base rails and spindles it’s a time consuming process but it’s taking my mind off other stuff, how do you take your mind off stuff?

Alt: I’m listening to Real Urban Radio based in Milwaukee, WI www.live365.com/stations/jrob1125
What was the last thing you shook your ass to?

Alt:alt: How the devil are you today?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 13:19, 78 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Cleaned the entire house, gonna take the dog up to the vet, then go for a spin in the new car.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 28 Sep 2013, 13:22, Reply)

New car?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 13:23, Reply)

You like your DIY don't you?
Alt, ym obviously.
Altalt very good, just off for a few liveners.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 13:33, Reply)

I'm just good at it, have high standards and feel if a jobs worth doing well I'll do it myself
Alt: :(
Alt:alt: Go on then piss off
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 13:41, Reply)

Just joking dude, prep work's important. I actually enjoy all the sanding filling washing etc. And rubbing.
I enjoy rubbing.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 14:55, Reply)

^ PERVERT ^

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 15:22, Reply)

Your point?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 15:32, Reply)

Alright.
I'm going to watch James Bond and have an afternoon doze, before a family meal and then down the pub for booze and skirt.

Alt: High Contrast - Racing Green

Alt:alt: I'm super, thanks for asking.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 14:09, Reply)

alt:alt: Glad to hear that

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 14:32, Reply)

How are things with you sunshine?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 14:36, Reply)

Truth be told, not well
But I'm a glass half full guy
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 14:38, Reply)

I gathered that from your usual cheery demeanour, a true shard of light in this otherwise dark world.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 14:40, Reply)

Well......you know......I try to do my bit
and by bit I don't mean my EX
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 15:21, Reply)

Yeah sure. Totally believable mate. Totally. No doubt. Really.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 15:22, Reply)

>:(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 15:22, Reply)

meh.
I'm in a community hall in Clerkenwell with my kid at a party. The other children are proper scum and when we arrived there a heavily pregnant woman outside smoking.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 14:23, Reply)

+ hot
Monty likes the Preggers type
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 14:33, Reply)

Sounds a classy place.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 15:05, Reply)

The good thing about cherpsing preggos is that you know for a fact they put out.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 15:33, Reply)

I've just taken the kids to a party at the village hall.
Some drugged up smelly old hippy has just dropped off his daughter.
I might phone social services, there's no way that child has a healthy home environment.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 15:47, Reply)

Them cunts will do anything for free child care

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 15:50, Reply)

I'd inform the Mail too.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 15:55, Reply)

Read a book generally. Usually works.
Alt: *mumble mumble* it was poppy and dancy and I'm sorry.
Altalt: tired as anything.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 15:51, Reply)

Wow Amberl
I aint seen you on here in ages, you keeping OK?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 15:57, Reply)

Good thanks!
How are you doing?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 16:56, Reply)

Considering all things I have my health, looks and sense of humour intact
so I suppose not to bad thanks
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 18:17, Reply)

spent my afternoon on a train
Now at Paddington waiting for a train. Woo. Not being on Hollipops already sucks.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 16:01, Reply)

You still on the Auchentoshan Three Wood?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 16:05, Reply)

I'm doing the same with my stairs. Slowly.
I like sanding when it can be done with a sander, but you can't do that for the fiddly bits, I get those sanding pad things and use those.

It's tedious as fuck.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 16:05, Reply)

much like your posts... lolololololololol

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 16:34, Reply)

much like your rarara daddy's girl existence.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 16:35, Reply)

Get a fucking room you two.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 16:43, Reply)

He'll have to get in the queue

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 16:48, Reply)

Behind Battered? That's a small queue lollollol.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 16:59, Reply)

Oooh, Battered-esque.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 16:47, Reply)

As if, that's great fun. Much better than squatting like a toad in a hovel with a hamster up your arse

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 16:47, Reply)

You do seem to have an obsession involving gerbilling.
One of these anal sex acts that Greggs Hat got you into, right?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 16:48, Reply)

Under 130 odd years of paint it's looking quite nice
PS get a Drimmel for the fiddly bits
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 16:53, Reply)

Dremel, yer?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 16:54, Reply)

those grotty proles have put fucking nail varnish on my daughter.
I'm going to have to get some remover before my sister comes round or the shame will be unbearable
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 16:49, Reply)

Ooh, what colour is it? xx

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 16:49, Reply)

Hamster anus pink

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 16:56, Reply)

Ooh, one of my top ten colours.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 16:56, Reply)

I would be furious if someone did that to micro.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 17:10, Reply)

My wrist hurts :(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 16:51, Reply)

Wanker.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 16:52, Reply)

Go flirt with Swipe I can't be arsed
UNLIKE YOUR HAMSTER
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 16:53, Reply)

I think I've missed the meme where Dozer shags hamsters. Has he really done a rodent?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 17:02, Reply)

Of course not.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 17:03, Reply)

I gind they tend to split myself. How's York these days?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 17:13, Reply)

Full of fucking tourists.
Also, wrap them in cling film. They won't split that way.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 17:14, Reply)

WHAT NO I WASNT ASLEEP FUCK OFF

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 17:11, Reply)

Get fucked.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 17:13, Reply)

FUCK OFF SCOTCHCUNT

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 17:14, Reply)

Go hang yourself with a barbed wire.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 17:16, Reply)

Ooh you kinky bastard!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 17:17, Reply)

I have Gravediggaz on
Dese niggaz yo youtu.be/cTXeg-Swq9w
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 17:18, Reply)

Aren't you a bit old for gangsta rap?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 17:20, Reply)

nah
I bought the 12 of Welcome to the Terrordome today.

Not that PE are gangsta but you know.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 17:21, Reply)

I would advise you to rock the hard jams, treat it like a seminar.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 17:24, Reply)

I would advise you to take a ticket, and then hear the drummer get wicked.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 17:25, Reply)

Turn it up, bring the noise!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 17:27, Reply)

I just put on Black Flag instead, soz.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 17:28, Reply)

Have you heard Rollins spoken word stuff? Fucking torture.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 17:29, Reply)

I heard that hilariously misguided rant about 'techno' and DJs that he did.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 17:31, Reply)

he's an utter, utter prick with his tortured soul and his rage.
Self indulgent whiny American cunt.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 17:31, Reply)

I don't much like Rollins either lolololol

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 17:32, Reply)

^this makes me laugh everytime^

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 17:44, Reply)

Black Flag were fucking great.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 17:34, Reply)

I ENT American you shitcunt.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 17:49, Reply)

^ Canadian reaction ^

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 17:51, Reply)

what are you talking aboot?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 17:54, Reply)

You probably wouldn't get it unless you have been to Canada

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 17:59, Reply)

Yes, that's right, I've never asked a Canadian if they're American just for shits and giggles, that's right.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 18:01, Reply)

Do you do this on purpose?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 18:18, Reply)

yer, listening to Poison Idea now, soz

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 17:42, Reply)

Quite a good afternoon, thanks for asking...
Just drove up the A5 with some choons* blaring to pick up G/F and daughter from a dancing competition. I generally take my mind off stuff by playing guitar, badly.
Alt: Far too embarrassing to relate, sorry!

Altalt. Tickety boo. Having wine and take-away Chinese food tonight while watching Iron Man 3 on my big screen with the aforementioned G/F and daughter. Life is good.

*Catfish Keith. His rendition of 'Dark was the night, cold was the ground' running into 'By and by, I'm going to see the king' is phenomenal.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 17:26, Reply)

I'm guessing Lighty has got over his post holiday blues
Following the football today.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 17:51, Reply)