Weekend good
Did manly things with tools and concrete...

Alt: possibly a date that I turned up to off my tits both on drink and MD's I had only fleeting memories of it but recall being home alone at the end... I found out many years later from a mutual friend that had I not been quite so cunted she would have destroyed me.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 10:28, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I was chased for a year by some girl when at college but wasnt interested
I then met her clubbing some years later and was "invited" back to hers but was far too cunted to accept

COCK
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 10:32, Reply)

Its a classic tale and oft told
Boy meets girl
Girl doesn't want to sleep with boy
Boy finds drink and drugs
Boy has great time
Girl finds boy
Girl wants to consummate
Boy hasn't got a clue,
Boy sleeps alone again
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 10:51, Reply)

*pitywanks*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 10:52, Reply)

Best of all the wanks.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 11:12, Reply)

That's the crywank

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 11:30, Reply)