My weekend could've been faxed ahead from the weekend before it, and the weekend before that...
I don't think I've ever had a proper date. Closest was when I met a girl in a nightclub and she invited to go to the beach with her the next day. Her sister drove her to pick me up, saw me standing waiting in my DMs, black t-shirt, black jeans and spiky multi-coloured hair and her sister said "D'you just want me to keep on driving?"

I wasn't much of a beach person, truth be told, and at that time I might have owned one grey item of clothing to break up the black and flip-flops could fuck right off. 13 years of marriage later and I now look like every other dad on the beach and insist on getting the most garish Hawaiian shirt I can find every year just to piss her off.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 11:23, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

I hope you have now amended your narrow minded and incorrect views on flip flops, 'Bill Clay'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 11:28, Reply)

nah, they can still fuck off
noisy cunt footwear for cunts
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 11:36, Reply)

I'm not a cunt actually. I'm cool, suave and fashionable.
Plus I recently learnt those pesky Americans call them 'thongs' so that must be a good thing, surely?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 11:38, Reply)

well they can fuck right off with their 'thongs' and 'sneaks' and 'transparent aloominum'

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 11:41, Reply)

And their fucking 'meds' and 'vite-amins'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 11:42, Reply)

His view on flip-slops are correct. Ghastly things.
boat shoes or bare foot.
( Kroney, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 11:37, Reply)

Boat shoes are the definitive cunt footwear.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 11:39, Reply)

Coiming from a man that favours a flip-flop, I shall take this post with a fully jacked eyebrow
and a look of total disdain.
( Kroney, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 11:40, Reply)

To be fair, I don't go out in them. And definitely not with jeans.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 11:41, Reply)

What on earth is a boat shoe

( Theoban What of it, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 11:39, Reply)

Slip on jobbies. Also called deck shoes.

( Kroney, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 11:40, Reply)

I had a google and they look like Clarks school shoes but everyone's wearing them without socks

( Theoban What of it, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 11:41, Reply)

Have you ever seen a cunt wearing cunty footwear and thought 'what a cunty cunt!'
Those were more than likely boat shoes.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 11:40, Reply)

Or Nakers in his espadrilles

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 11:44, Reply)

I nearly bought some espadrilles for beachwear recently.
I class them as a form of deck shoe, possibly unilaterally.
( Kroney, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 11:45, Reply)

*shakes head*

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 11:47, Reply)

Aren't deck shoes just boat shoes?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 11:47, Reply)

Yes.

( Kroney, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 11:48, Reply)

Oh wait, I've got muddled up over who thinks who is a cunt for which style of footwear.
You're in the 'for' camp for these, so not contradicting yourself.
As you were.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 11:50, Reply)

in the 'for'
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 11:51, Reply)

My friends backing me up as usual.

( Kroney, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 11:53, Reply)

love you xx

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 11:54, Reply)

BOAT LOL

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 11:40, Reply)