Woes
What for?

I lolled at the advert over the weekend
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 12:56, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

I can't have my kid on Thursday night when she wants to go out
so to spite me I now can't see her for an hour later with my mother as arranged.

I didn't help myself by calling her out for being on a clearly evident comedown on sat and clearly drunk yesterday afternoon.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 12:59, Reply)

She gets more and more delightful.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 13:02, Reply)

Is there no way to arrange an 'accident' or something?

( Theoban What of it, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 13:03, Reply)

I'm tempted to just turn up at the school anyway

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 13:06, Reply)

Pretty sure that'll do you more harm than good, mate.

( Kroney, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 13:13, Reply)

yeah I won't do it really

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 13:18, Reply)

Just full on kidnap her and run off to, I don't know, Pakistan or somewhere.
That's what people usually do, I think.
( Kroney, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 13:21, Reply)

Wearing a wig is key in this situation. I can't stress that enough.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 13:23, Reply)