I'd put half the unemployeed into going about making a right mess of things so the other half will have something to do.
They can alternate each week.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 15:48, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Gonz for PM.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 15:49, Reply)

We could save a fortune by staging an earthquake in a library.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 15:51, Reply)

Brilliant!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 15:52, Reply)

I'm all for making the long term unemployed work at the job centre or doing training courses.
There are a lot of people out there plain refusing to do work and I dont think they should be rewarded.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 15:53, Reply)

I am pretty sure that people that refuse to work do get their benefits stopped under the current system
and the new system will just stop people looking for work.
( Peej, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 15:56, Reply)

In detention they used to make you scrape chewing gum from under the table.
Not that I have shares in HubbaBubba yet, but if we can get 1.4m people chewing, then I think we'd be sorted.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 15:56, Reply)

Oh absolutely, we should cut back on jobs in the public sector and then make all the unemployed people do their old jobs for dole money.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 15:58, Reply)

I'd have them sweeping up shit from the local park.
Job at Maccy Dee's won't seem so bad then.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 16:13, Reply)

you cant just fucken say 'There are a lot of people out there plain refusing to do work'
without either fucken:

A) a short film of you going round the country with a fucken clipboard
OR
ii) some made up internet statistics

pullyour fucken finger out chutters, 84% of people with opinions are 2.4% more likely to know what the fuck they're bangin on about if theyd got some fucken oats about em
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 15:58, Reply)

But what about those with the Emotional BooHoos and "Bad Backs"?
We need to put more money into ATOS so they can be a bit more inefficient at letting the sick be sick.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 16:05, Reply)

Make them deadlift a few kilo's and measure their reaction.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 16:13, Reply)

Knowing 'em lot, they'll probably moan and groan.... not 'cus of the phsyical effort but for having the audasity to make them do what the rest of the country does; work for a living.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 17:34, Reply)