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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Had planned of taking the Doris out for dinner this evening
Turns out she fancied going to the pub and then getting a Chinese.

Result.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 22:42, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
You do, in fact, have a rather ace doris.
Theres not many of us about. You should be grateful.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 Oct 2013, 22:45, Reply)
How do you meet women like this please?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 22:45, Reply)
i thought you were king of the flangehounds??

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 22:46, Reply)
I am, but one day I will want to keep one for more time than a couple of voddies buys me.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 22:49, Reply)
well that'd get you about 5 mins with me, so i can understand that

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 22:54, Reply)
I will get you a bottle or two of value vodka if I ever need the company of a large red northern transvestite with a gunt.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 22:58, Reply)
it would take more than that to make me spend time with you

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 23:00, Reply)
That's what they all say.
I'm so alone!
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 23:01, Reply)
better alone
than live with the psycho for the rest of your life
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 23:02, Reply)
Chompy?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 23:04, Reply)
B45HZ0RZ

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 22:47, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 Oct 2013, 22:47, Reply)
What sort of car registration is that?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 22:50, Reply)
F4NNY M4GN3T

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 22:51, Reply)
If I put that on my super cool Astra it might be too much for the chicks round here to bear.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 22:52, Reply)
+fat

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 22:53, Reply)
F0LK35B0N3

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 22:53, Reply)
This, whilst blaring out 'soft core post natal lute step' is key to my success.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 22:55, Reply)
Madrigal niggaz 4 lyfe

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 22:56, Reply)
Baroque 'n' roll

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 23:00, Reply)

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