Off Topic; official time of death 20.40
Mods; please arrange for the body to be removed.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 20:40, 81 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Christ you'd need a crane to shift some of these fatties

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 20:42, Reply)

it's as if people have unexpectedly got lives
either that or they're too lazy to type anything.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 20:56, Reply)

Oh man. I've just ruined Gonz's dinner.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 21:05, Reply)

Are you suggesting Gonz eats the deceased?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 21:06, Reply)

Chew on a Jew?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 21:19, Reply)

How?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 21:08, Reply)

Evening all
I have crumpets
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 21:18, Reply)

I have cajun chicken with onion rings.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 21:19, Reply)

I like this
a lot. Onion rings are fucking lovely
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 21:19, Reply)

Not breadcrumbed ones though.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 21:20, Reply)

Correct answer
Proper onion ring with batter win. I boiled my onions (oo-err) in milk first. Softens them and makes them sticky. Makes the batter stick better. Then dip into flour/stock cube mix then batter

I'm now going to have to make onion rings
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 21:22, Reply)

Need a bit of beer in the mix to make it light.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 21:23, Reply)

Im reading this as drink some beer

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 21:51, Reply)

im in the pub

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 21:21, Reply)

\o/
I'm doing overtime

Again
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 21:22, Reply)

youre the best sportscow I have ever known

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 21:42, Reply)

I really am

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 21:44, Reply)

id buy you a pint

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 21:45, Reply)

I am weeping with salty joy!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 21:49, Reply)

dont be sarcastic

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 21:55, Reply)

Perhaps Nakers really IS the best of us...
*shudders at the thought*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 Oct 2013, 21:46, Reply)

Nakers is the best reason to post
As he posts both often and badly
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 21:50, Reply)

Where is he? I miss him
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 21:55, Reply)

Fine ignore me then

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 22:22, Reply)

IF PSYCHOCHUMP GOES THEN I GO TOO!!!!!*

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 22:32, Reply)

Every cloud has a silver lining.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 22:34, Reply)

I MEAN IT!!!!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 22:35, Reply)

Give it a few minutes there will be a chorus of 'please don't go!' From all your friends.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 22:37, Reply)

I REALLY MEAN IT!!!!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 22:38, Reply)

I'm embarrassed for you mate.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 22:41, Reply)

THATS IT IM LEAVING 4EVER!!!!!!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 22:41, Reply)

all your friends the SHITPANT Dukes
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vi8h9_KgFpc
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 22:40, Reply)

NOW YOU OWN IT

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 22:44, Reply)

I do indeed own it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 22:44, Reply)

Despite the YouTube comment I neither ' njoi' d that nor found it 'fkn brilliant'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 22:44, Reply)

So basically you're a gay prick.
I see.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 22:45, Reply)

hello you

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 22:46, Reply)

Alright

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 22:47, Reply)

aiiiiiiiiiiii

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 22:53, Reply)

I'm glad you have taken the time to really understand what I'm all about.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 22:47, Reply)

They come for the gaiety, and stay for the prickishness

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 22:54, Reply)

I am more than pleased to fulfil these requirements.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 22:56, Reply)

ok

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 22:38, Reply)

Had planned of taking the Doris out for dinner this evening
Turns out she fancied going to the pub and then getting a Chinese.

Result.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 22:42, Reply)

You do, in fact, have a rather ace doris.
Theres not many of us about. You should be grateful.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 Oct 2013, 22:45, Reply)

How do you meet women like this please?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 22:45, Reply)

i thought you were king of the flangehounds??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 22:46, Reply)

I am, but one day I will want to keep one for more time than a couple of voddies buys me.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 22:49, Reply)

well that'd get you about 5 mins with me, so i can understand that

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 22:54, Reply)

I will get you a bottle or two of value vodka if I ever need the company of a large red northern transvestite with a gunt.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 22:58, Reply)

it would take more than that to make me spend time with you

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 23:00, Reply)

That's what they all say.
I'm so alone!
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 23:01, Reply)

better alone
than live with the psycho for the rest of your life
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 23:02, Reply)

Chompy?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 23:04, Reply)

B45HZ0RZ

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 22:47, Reply)

\o/

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 Oct 2013, 22:47, Reply)

What sort of car registration is that?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 22:50, Reply)

F4NNY M4GN3T

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 22:51, Reply)

If I put that on my super cool Astra it might be too much for the chicks round here to bear.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 22:52, Reply)

+fat

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 22:53, Reply)

F0LK35B0N3

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 22:53, Reply)

This, whilst blaring out 'soft core post natal lute step' is key to my success.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 22:55, Reply)

Madrigal niggaz 4 lyfe

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 22:56, Reply)

Baroque 'n' roll

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 23:00, Reply)

waiting for my cab after networking dinner
exhausted and stuffed full of cheeses :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 22:44, Reply)

FUCK OFF YOU FAT PSYCHO BITCH

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 22:47, Reply)

You really are taking this Rory thing to heart, arent you?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 Oct 2013, 22:48, Reply)

YER

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 22:49, Reply)

he couldn't fill rory's shoes
even with his big old clown feet and a stash of newspaper
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 22:56, Reply)

IM TO FLUFFEH

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 23:00, Reply)

i was going to strikethrough and replace with fugleh
but i don't reckon you and rory spoil a pair
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 23:02, Reply)