why?
the former is erotic and gives a lot of pleasure. the latter is dead bits of food being scrubbed out of his teeth. urgh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 12:58, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

you flossed with chompy's pubes

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 12:59, Reply)

you have some odd fantasies

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 12:59, Reply)

I'm a very civilised pervert.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:01, Reply)

So you don't clean your tooth brush?
You don't piss out of a tooth brush either. Did you make chompy wash it first? I bet he used to pisser in the pizza place.
( Peej, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:00, Reply)

i do
but i don't want anyone else using it!

i am not enjoying this "you sucked chompy's cock" meme. WORST THING EVER. fucking rory.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:03, Reply)

You should've thought of that before you sucked chompy's cock.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:03, Reply)

i was too drunk to think of anything

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:06, Reply)

apart from cock

( Peej, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:12, Reply)

Look all I'm saying is I don't see anything wrong with using someones toothbrush in a pinch
Especially if I have just sucked their cock and need to get rid of the taste.
( Peej, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:04, Reply)

i usually have one in my handbag

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:07, Reply)

A Cock? More than likely with you.

( Peej, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:10, Reply)

you know me far far too well

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:12, Reply)

So Battered is meeting me for lunch on Tuesday
Are we meeting at some point in my two day flying visit?
( Peej, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:14, Reply)

i can do tue evening i think??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:17, Reply)

Im at the gig then. Theres still tickets, you should come along

( Peej, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:23, Reply)

If you didn't want to have people take the piss out of you for it you shouldn't
A) Done it in the first place
B) Had a six year online war with the guy openly alluding to it
C) Told Rory
D) Openly told the internet.

Just so you know for next time.
( Kroney, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:05, Reply)

you're so warm and supportive

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:06, Reply)

I'm really more of a cold hard facts sort.

( Kroney, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:07, Reply)

cunt
cunt is the word you're looking for
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:08, Reply)

Perhaps, but what I'm not is the sort of person that does something they regret
then tell a bunch of full-on bastards all about it and how much I regret it. That'd make me an idiot.
( Kroney, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:09, Reply)

YOU WAIT FOR THE INEVITABLE POSTS ABOUT YOUR SHIT CAR IN ABOUT ... 2 WEEKS

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:11, Reply)

Hey why wait
Frenchie drives a shit shit car, that marks him out as:
a) a twat
b) a povvo
c) without taste
d) doomed to spend a lot of time in garages
e) a twat, I know this is the same as the first point but I felt it needed more exposure
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:15, Reply)

i did enjoy this

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:16, Reply)

A shit car?
Isn't it a supa fly mark 2 golf gti?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:17, Reply)

it's a matchbox on wheels

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:22, Reply)

You'd have a point if it weren't for the fact that I've got the best car ever.

( Kroney, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:19, Reply)

This is the man who bet his life savings on Black only for it to come up Red

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:25, Reply)