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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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EVENING PRICK THREAD.
Etiquette - Do you have it? Especially those in London who deal with rudeness on a daily basis.
Do you hold doors open for people? Mind your p's and q's? Or have you given up because of others rudeness.

alt. What else have you given up recently?

alt alt. What do you lot REALLY think of Rory?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 18:10, 139 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
FYI
Im polite and fucking lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 18:14, Reply)
I think you seem like a nice chap.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 18:24, Reply)
and you!
But enough niceites.
This place only works if we call each others Mum's a shitcunt
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 18:26, Reply)
I was lying, you foul excuse for a human.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 18:27, Reply)
Oh yeah something about 'unnatural' too yeah?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 18:28, Reply)
YD WAS PRETTY NATURAL LAST NIGHT

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 18:33, Reply)
WOAH

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 19:46, Reply)
I have manners, but I wish I could tell people to get fucked more often.
Alt: I've given up being *such* a miserable cunt. Not completely though.
Altalt: I like him, he's funny and anyone that takes too much offence to him is a pussy. I bet he's really good bloke IRL.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 18:15, Reply)
Yeah sometimes wish I spoke my mind a bit more but I prefer the easy life.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 18:21, Reply)
I think in general so do i
But I do occasionally let rip with obscenities when people really piss me off. Good it is.
#frogpower
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 18:23, Reply)
get fucked

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 18:16, Reply)
What wonderful insight into your behaviour and psyche.
No wonder the chicks dig you.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 18:22, Reply)
*throws tumbleweed*

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 18:25, Reply)
Rory is Better Than You.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 18:26, Reply)
Which one are you again?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 18:40, Reply)
Believe it or not, I am actually very polite IRL.
I approve heartily of Rory.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 18:39, Reply)
I also like Rory, just to be clear.
Let's all stage a protest.

Wonder what post it was that gave him the chop?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 18:40, Reply)
So has today been another OT classic?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 19:27, Reply)
My manners are, like my oiled and perfumed penis, exquisite and flawless, and quite breathtaking to behold.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 19:59, Reply)
Sometimes your posts make me feel a bit weird.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 20:01, Reply)
Gay.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 20:05, Reply)
+ PRICK
Get it right you buffoon.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 20:10, Reply)
It's 'gay cunt' I think you'll find.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 20:11, Reply)
Not when applied to me, it's kind of a thing I got going on here now, they probably didn't tell you
b3ta.com/search/answers?q=gay+prick
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 20:14, Reply)
Look, fuck what that hipster prick, fat ginge and smelly yurtist think, if I say you're a gay cunt, you're a gay cunt.
You gay cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 20:19, Reply)
Now, listen here, I get what you're all about, and damn it you have some excellent ideas, but you're wrong on this one. I know you aren't used to being stood up to, but this is happening right now.
Shit just got real.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 20:22, Reply)

this is happening right now. I am a gay cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 20:31, Reply)
Maybe we should just agree to disagree.
I'm not losing you over this, you're too important to me.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 20:35, Reply)

not losing you over this, you're too important to me. a gay cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 20:36, Reply)

cunt prick
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 20:37, Reply)

prick cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 20:45, Reply)

exquisite and flawless, and quite breathtaking
old, flaccid, cheesey and disturbing
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 20:02, Reply)

, like my oiled and perfumed penis, exquisite and flawless, and quite breathtaking to behold.

All most nonexistent, except when I am accosted on my way to work by a toothless paki.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 20:07, Reply)

exquisite and flawless, and quite breathtaking to behold.

even less impressive than my bank balance or record record collection.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 20:09, Reply)
alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 20:15, Reply)
Now that Rory's back can you fuck off to even the numbers up?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 20:32, Reply)
CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK etc.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 20:36, Reply)
Alright Flipper

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 20:38, Reply)
well this is good

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 21:26, Reply)
Some people do have busy lives mate.
Not me, obviously, but the 'good ones', you know...
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 21:29, Reply)
my kid's asleep and I am running out of wine.
Early night it seems
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 21:30, Reply)
I have a book called NAZI GOLD which should be good

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 21:33, Reply)
Best of all the fascist metals.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 21:34, Reply)
Esteban's second series wasn't met with critical acclaim

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 21:39, Reply)
their time had just begun

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 21:40, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lfb_BBnXFHw
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 21:41, Reply)
what a tune

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 21:44, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-xO72s5EBY
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 21:44, Reply)
hahaha fucking hell

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 21:51, Reply)
luckily the Miami Sound Machine were there to offer their support

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 21:42, Reply)
Remember when Bucks Fizz tried to emulate the Miami Sound Machine...
#coachcrash
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 21:44, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 21:52, Reply)
I'm really fucking knackered anyway with all the flange hounding and boozing I do to fill my empty life.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 21:33, Reply)
wanking takes a lot of energy

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 21:35, Reply)
Not for me because of my excellent premature ejaculation skillz

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 21:36, Reply)
being such a gay prick must be pretty exhausting

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 21:35, Reply)
It is, but I wouldn't change it. It's both a blessing and a curse.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 21:38, Reply)
nah, I'm back
and considering some nice hot milk and lying in bed with a book. Lives are for chumps.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 21:34, Reply)
i am of course one of 'the good ones'

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 21:34, Reply)
Hot milk is for chumps actually

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 21:35, Reply)
babies. not chumps

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 21:36, Reply)
Babies *are* chumps. They can't do anything.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 21:38, Reply)
this
people are like "look, he's walking!" and I'm like "yeah? well i've been doing that much better for years and you're not impressed"
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 21:39, Reply)
They say 'oh he's just started talking!' But he fucking hasn't, he can say two words. And they are usually very poorly pronounced.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 21:41, Reply)
babies and dumb and boring

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 21:42, Reply)
younger than two they are shit

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 21:45, Reply)
some of them are pretty darn sexy tho eh

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 21:41, Reply)
Well, no?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 21:42, Reply)
alright Cavo.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 21:37, Reply)
sometimes yes, sometimes no
you?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 21:37, Reply)
always no, sometimes worse.
If wasn't for the occasional light relief of hard drugs I really would be struggling these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 21:40, Reply)
life truly is a drag
and other people hell. And why don't things in the world happen like I want them to happen? I could write a better script
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 21:41, Reply)
I'm past caring

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 21:48, Reply)
Sounds like being 40 has hit you hard.
Any news on your flat sale?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 21:42, Reply)
I have paperwork I'm being chased for. you know I flogged it, right?
I really can't face it and am super miserable.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 21:47, Reply)
I didn't realise you'd accepted an offer on it.
Well done!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 21:48, Reply)
290k

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 21:48, Reply)
That's fantastic.
You'll be able to sort out a load of shit and have sufficient left over to make some exciting plans.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 21:49, Reply)
doesn't feel that way mate

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 21:52, Reply)
Sorry.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 21:52, Reply)
tough shit innit
In the words of the Cookie Crew, I've got to keep on.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 21:55, Reply)

light hand
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 2 Oct 2013, 21:49, Reply)
You still arching?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 21:39, Reply)
not been for a while, deciding whether to give it
a proper break until next year. I got other shit on, man
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 21:40, Reply)
That's the spirit!
A bit of apathy is just what the doctor ordered.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 21:42, Reply)
the other stuff is potentially cool, though
but I'm not telling people on here.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 21:42, Reply)
I told you before.
Larping isn't cool.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 21:44, Reply)
curses

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 21:45, Reply)
She needs a Lovejoy box set.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 21:54, Reply)

joy egg
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 2 Oct 2013, 21:55, Reply)

joy honey
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 21:56, Reply)
I was in an episode of that once.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 22:21, Reply)
What one?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 22:31, Reply)
The one where Lovejoy buys something dodgy, nearly gets off with Lady poshtits,
then foils a crime while still coming out of the game ahead, by shifty shenanigans.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 2 Oct 2013, 22:32, Reply)
You cunt.
Nothing but spoilers with you.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 22:33, Reply)
Did you see the one where he moved to the Wild West and opened a whorehouse?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 2 Oct 2013, 22:35, Reply)
I've made curried goat.
With mutton.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 21:50, Reply)
I'm on my way

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 21:51, Reply)
None left.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 21:54, Reply)
Evening.
My manners are fucking impeccable.

Alt: I think he's very good at what he does here.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 2 Oct 2013, 21:51, Reply)
Shame about the rest of you.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 22:00, Reply)
Evening
Had chateaubriand at Hawksmoor with Dad and his missus and then drank whisky with them while we failed to set the world to rights at my flat. Used an app to call them a taxi back to their hotel which was well cool. How's everyone?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 22:22, Reply)
Gay cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 22:28, Reply)
nonce prick

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 22:36, Reply)
Tons of etiquette, for a given value of the word.
Alt: bread. I don't even like the taste so I don't know why I was eating it.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 22:34, Reply)

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