Alright TMB
Could be worse. You could be that Doris what discovered radiation and then had all her hair fall out and cancer in her tits and that.
( Kroney, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 9:59, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Jade Goody?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 10:04, Reply)

That stupid fat bitch fucking got on my tits
Not just her fucking puerile existence but the whole "oh woe is me I got a treatable cancer because I wilfully missed the appointment that would have saved my life, now I am selling my misery (as bravely soldiering on) to all the fucking shitbrains to exploit it for (The sake of ma Children)" honestly while other people try to raise funds for others etc. she just managed to fucking milk it one last time
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 10:13, Reply)

...unlike her tits, which fell off

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 10:14, Reply)

Plus she looked like a blonde toad.

( Kroney, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 10:16, Reply)

Unfortunately for her there was no Curie

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 10:06, Reply)

Alright who's nicked Bonzo's login?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 10:08, Reply)

That post positively reeks of panchetta. I'm going for Lokers here.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 10:09, Reply)

yeah thats who it was that fucking Lokers
Its ok I am back now
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 10:16, Reply)

Not guilty!
I could never Sievert the point of such excruciating punnery.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 10:16, Reply)

Alright, Jeff?

( Kroney, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 10:10, Reply)