Is anyone else
bored of the QOTW stories about electricity/fire/blowing things up?

Surely the b3tans have been far more imaginative than that.

Off topic to my off topic, tis nearly 5pm, w00t.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 16:59, 8 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Its almost 10 past 5, woop woop

(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 17:08, Reply)

Not really
i like electricity. Surprised at the lack of sex experiments ie threesomes, dogging, nazi sex in basements etc etc
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 17:13, Reply)

@ kev
Too many tabloids would be on us like a fly on a shit if that happened.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 17:17, Reply)

@kev
My two posts were sex-related, and I could have posted many more if I'd actually had the time.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 17:33, Reply)

.
I posted a list of pointless experiments, and only one of them is related to electricity.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 19:01, Reply)

I was going to post a load of dodgy sex experiments
but I didn't get around to it.

I would have included:-


Dogging
Dressing up
S&M
Light bondage
Sex in public
Sex with the lights off/on
Sex with in trees
Threesomes
Orgies
Role play
Lesbianism
Voyeurism
Bestiality

Erm...I can't think of any others.


This would have been entirely made up and fictional as I am a sixty year old virgin*.




*may be a small lie
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 21:31, Reply)

@ chickenlady
The lie bit is your age right? You're actually 61?
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 9:58, Reply)

Er....
I do look very young for my OAPness.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 10:02, Reply)