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Have you done your homework and cleaned your shoes
Or do you refuse to accept the end of the weekend until bed time?
Best European holiday destination?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 19:14,
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im continuing my weekend theme with another night in a boozer
Thought I might be good this week and take sandwiches to work but instead of making em ive been pissing about here and upsetting facebook muppets
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 19:20,
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what sandwich would you have made?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 19:26,
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I bought all sorts of deli meats. its a crying shame.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 19:48,
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Something about "that bird's got a cock"
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 6 Oct 2013, 19:48,
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ive never had a tranny
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 19:50,
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I'm pleasantly buzzed on painkillers
So, how's you?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 6 Oct 2013, 19:28,
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I'm chillaxin'
The Doris is cooking a roast.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 19:33,
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You've got her well trained.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 6 Oct 2013, 19:34,
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She went out and got lunch as well whilst I loafed about watching Lovejoy.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 19:38,
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She's definitely a keeper, that one.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 6 Oct 2013, 19:42,
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Evening B3th.
I'm reading a biography of John Nathan-Turner. It's quite fascinating, and incredibly scurrilous.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 6 Oct 2013, 19:44,
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Didn't a lot of the fans hate him?
Was he responsible for the travesty that was 'Trial of a time lord'?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 6 Oct 2013, 19:46,
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It really paints him in a very balanced light and you realise how utterly shat on by the BBC he was
I'd recommend it.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 6 Oct 2013, 19:47,
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Doctor Poo.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 20:06,
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I'm quite tempted by that 50th anniversary book.
Mind you, I bought the 40th anniversary book. How much more information could there be in it?
Anyone who says '10 years' can fuck off.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 6 Oct 2013, 20:12,
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10 years.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 20:13,
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fuck off
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 6 Oct 2013, 20:14,
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But ten earth years could be millions of years
For a time traveller.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 20:19,
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It could also be three minutes.
You're just not thinking three dimensionally, Marty.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 6 Oct 2013, 20:21,
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four
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 20:26,
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20+
if you believe string theory
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 20:28,
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string theory is beween 7 and 11 I think
M theory settled on (I think) 9
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 20:34,
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Depends who you speak to
most of them are making it up as they go along
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 20:57,
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That's what I meant.
I blame the codeine.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 6 Oct 2013, 20:33,
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DHC is the shizz
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 20:58,
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It is indeed rather strong.
This is just regular Zapain, though.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 6 Oct 2013, 21:01,
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Apparently it's been done quite well.
Stuff like that is a no brainer for the missus, pressie wise. She maintains that I'm the easiest person in the world to buy for.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 6 Oct 2013, 20:21,
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I find that people think buying any old piece of tat with Dr Who on it makes for the most fantastic present.
I now feel sorry for my dad, having to open all that golf-related rubbish over the years.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 6 Oct 2013, 20:22,
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I'm going to treat myself to the Big Finish 50th extravaganza, I think.
Might even fork out for the deluxe 5 CD set.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 6 Oct 2013, 20:24,
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Is that the one with all the regeneration stories?
I might have to mention that as a potential 40th gift.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 6 Oct 2013, 20:34,
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Nah, it's the audio story with Tom, Peter, Colin, Sylvester and Paul in it.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 6 Oct 2013, 20:48,
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Sorted.
Gonna watch a movie and eat fish fingers I reckon.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 6 Oct 2013, 19:43,
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Because of my frequent visits over the last few years
I've become very fond of Kos.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 6 Oct 2013, 19:45,
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Kos sucking off other men.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 20:59,
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For a weekend away; Barcelona, Rome, Piza, Northumberland*, Prague, Ljubljana, Bruges, Moscow (although it's a four hour flight).
I have done precisely fuck all today and am now feeling guilty for wasting my time.
* Yes DG, this is a hint that I'd like to take you & T up on your offer of coming to see you for a weekend.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 19:51,
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Feel free; we have Blousie visiting next weekend.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 6 Oct 2013, 19:52,
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I have micro next weekend, I'll gaz you some dates for November?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 19:53,
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OK fella.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 6 Oct 2013, 19:54,
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Great.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 19:56,
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I can't do the the weekend of 15th as I'm in Manchester for a gig with Blousie.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 6 Oct 2013, 20:06,
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'k
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 20:07,
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I go to the kent coast most weekends for a bit of r&r thats my favourite
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 20:45,
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Well this is good.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 21:37,
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im in the pub q
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 21:47,
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dunno what im tryong to say ere
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 21:48,
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But still posting on here
hmmmm
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 21:48,
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im joining in while both of my mates talk about play station nonsense whicj I dont under stand
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 21:50,
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"mates"
of course.
You do understand that posting on your phone whilst out with friends is considered the height of rudeness?
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 21:53,
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I could not give one single fuck
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 21:55,
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Clearly
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 21:57,
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which waqqi sock are you anyway? are you al, I have heard he's a cunt once or twice.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 21:57,
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Everyone on here has at least one sockpuppet
For the lolz, obviously.
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 21:59,
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I ain't yet. might set one up soon for the lolz
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 22:00,
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You really should
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 22:02,
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If you were any sort of mate, you'd go to the bar whilst they are talking like adults.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 22:01,
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I fucking did mate as usual the bar round ratio was massively weighted towards my good nature
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 22:05,
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They drink Guinness?
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 22:06,
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So what is 'the round' this evening?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 22:07,
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A brace of hobgoblins a carlsberg export a southern comfort and lemonade and a voddie and oj innit
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 22:11,
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You seem to be drinking with 2 larpers
a football supporter, a hipster and a bird.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 22:22,
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You ain't far wrong Jeffers old son
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 22:30,
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Which one are you?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 22:32,
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Well that's the interesting part. You didn't mention the annoying not nearly as unhappy as he makes out happy go lucky verging on being an really irritating embarrassing cunt that I actually am.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 22:37,
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tl:dr
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 22:45,
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Good, that was for Jeff not you prick features.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 22:49,
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tl:dr
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 22:51,
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I respect that answer from you d00d
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 22:56,
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adults wankers
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 22:05,
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You should join in more often you're both brilliant and a bit of a pathetic cunt which made me join b3ta in the first place
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 22:13,
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Birds of a feather and all that?
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 22:15,
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Are you that rough sexy neighbour one?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 22:31,
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No, not Australian
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 22:45,
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Oh the worst one, I should have known
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 22:50,
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NO YOUN ARE!
I haven't quite got the hang of this.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 22:41,
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I think you are doing a wonderful job. I suppose what I'm saying is I'm drunk and do you fancy a blow job boss?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 22:43,
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Alright Captain?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 22:43,
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Marvellous, thanks.
I'm not really concentrating - someone mentioned a blow job?
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 22:57,
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Yeah that was me.
Sorry it wasn't from any of the supa kool people like Jeff, Monty, kroney or himjim
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 23:06,
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That's all very well but....
This here blow job, are we talking swallow? Deep throat? Full rimming and prostate stimulation?
I need to know this!
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 23:14,
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Just your basic. And it's gonna have to wait until another day I'm afraid as I'm pissed and knackered now.
You have my number though right?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 23:19,
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It's OK
I'll grease you up first and wipe you down after. I might put your nightie back too
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 23:21,
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