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Have you done your homework and cleaned your shoes
Or do you refuse to accept the end of the weekend until bed time?

Best European holiday destination?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 19:14, 81 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
im continuing my weekend theme with another night in a boozer
Thought I might be good this week and take sandwiches to work but instead of making em ive been pissing about here and upsetting facebook muppets
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what sandwich would you have made?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 19:26, Reply)
I bought all sorts of deli meats. its a crying shame.

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Something about "that bird's got a cock"

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ive never had a tranny

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I'm pleasantly buzzed on painkillers
So, how's you?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 6 Oct 2013, 19:28, Reply)
I'm chillaxin'
The Doris is cooking a roast.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 19:33, Reply)
You've got her well trained.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 6 Oct 2013, 19:34, Reply)
She went out and got lunch as well whilst I loafed about watching Lovejoy.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 19:38, Reply)
She's definitely a keeper, that one.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 6 Oct 2013, 19:42, Reply)
Evening B3th.
I'm reading a biography of John Nathan-Turner. It's quite fascinating, and incredibly scurrilous.
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Didn't a lot of the fans hate him?
Was he responsible for the travesty that was 'Trial of a time lord'?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 6 Oct 2013, 19:46, Reply)
It really paints him in a very balanced light and you realise how utterly shat on by the BBC he was
I'd recommend it.
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Doctor Poo.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 20:06, Reply)
I'm quite tempted by that 50th anniversary book.
Mind you, I bought the 40th anniversary book. How much more information could there be in it?

Anyone who says '10 years' can fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 6 Oct 2013, 20:12, Reply)
10 years.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 20:13, Reply)
fuck off

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 6 Oct 2013, 20:14, Reply)
But ten earth years could be millions of years
For a time traveller.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 20:19, Reply)
It could also be three minutes.
You're just not thinking three dimensionally, Marty.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 6 Oct 2013, 20:21, Reply)
four

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 20:26, Reply)
20+
if you believe string theory
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 20:28, Reply)
string theory is beween 7 and 11 I think
M theory settled on (I think) 9
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 20:34, Reply)
Depends who you speak to
most of them are making it up as they go along
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 20:57, Reply)
That's what I meant.
I blame the codeine.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 6 Oct 2013, 20:33, Reply)
DHC is the shizz

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 20:58, Reply)
It is indeed rather strong.
This is just regular Zapain, though.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 6 Oct 2013, 21:01, Reply)
Apparently it's been done quite well.
Stuff like that is a no brainer for the missus, pressie wise. She maintains that I'm the easiest person in the world to buy for.
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I find that people think buying any old piece of tat with Dr Who on it makes for the most fantastic present.
I now feel sorry for my dad, having to open all that golf-related rubbish over the years.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 6 Oct 2013, 20:22, Reply)
I'm going to treat myself to the Big Finish 50th extravaganza, I think.
Might even fork out for the deluxe 5 CD set.
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Is that the one with all the regeneration stories?
I might have to mention that as a potential 40th gift.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 6 Oct 2013, 20:34, Reply)
Nah, it's the audio story with Tom, Peter, Colin, Sylvester and Paul in it.

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Sorted.
Gonna watch a movie and eat fish fingers I reckon.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 6 Oct 2013, 19:43, Reply)
Because of my frequent visits over the last few years
I've become very fond of Kos.
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Kos sucking off other men.
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For a weekend away; Barcelona, Rome, Piza, Northumberland*, Prague, Ljubljana, Bruges, Moscow (although it's a four hour flight).
I have done precisely fuck all today and am now feeling guilty for wasting my time.

* Yes DG, this is a hint that I'd like to take you & T up on your offer of coming to see you for a weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 19:51, Reply)
Feel free; we have Blousie visiting next weekend.

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I have micro next weekend, I'll gaz you some dates for November?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 19:53, Reply)
OK fella.

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Great.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 19:56, Reply)
I can't do the the weekend of 15th as I'm in Manchester for a gig with Blousie.

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'k

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 20:07, Reply)
I go to the kent coast most weekends for a bit of r&r thats my favourite

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Well this is good.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 21:37, Reply)
im in the pub q

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dunno what im tryong to say ere

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But still posting on here
hmmmm
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 21:48, Reply)
im joining in while both of my mates talk about play station nonsense whicj I dont under stand

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"mates"
of course.

You do understand that posting on your phone whilst out with friends is considered the height of rudeness?
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 21:53, Reply)
I could not give one single fuck

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Clearly

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 21:57, Reply)
which waqqi sock are you anyway? are you al, I have heard he's a cunt once or twice.

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Everyone on here has at least one sockpuppet
For the lolz, obviously.
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 21:59, Reply)
I ain't yet. might set one up soon for the lolz

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You really should

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 22:02, Reply)
If you were any sort of mate, you'd go to the bar whilst they are talking like adults.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 22:01, Reply)
I fucking did mate as usual the bar round ratio was massively weighted towards my good nature

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They drink Guinness?

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 22:06, Reply)
So what is 'the round' this evening?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 22:07, Reply)
A brace of hobgoblins a carlsberg export a southern comfort and lemonade and a voddie and oj innit

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You seem to be drinking with 2 larpers
a football supporter, a hipster and a bird.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 22:22, Reply)
You ain't far wrong Jeffers old son

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Which one are you?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 22:32, Reply)

Well that's the interesting part. You didn't mention the annoying not nearly as unhappy as he makes out happy go lucky verging on being an really irritating embarrassing cunt that I actually am.
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tl:dr

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 22:45, Reply)
Good, that was for Jeff not you prick features.

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tl:dr

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 22:51, Reply)
I respect that answer from you d00d

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adults wankers
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 22:05, Reply)
You should join in more often you're both brilliant and a bit of a pathetic cunt which made me join b3ta in the first place

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Birds of a feather and all that?

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 22:15, Reply)
Are you that rough sexy neighbour one?

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No, not Australian

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 22:45, Reply)
Oh the worst one, I should have known

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NO YOUN ARE!
I haven't quite got the hang of this.
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I think you are doing a wonderful job. I suppose what I'm saying is I'm drunk and do you fancy a blow job boss?

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Alright Captain?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 22:43, Reply)
Marvellous, thanks.
I'm not really concentrating - someone mentioned a blow job?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 22:57, Reply)
Yeah that was me.
Sorry it wasn't from any of the supa kool people like Jeff, Monty, kroney or himjim
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That's all very well but....
This here blow job, are we talking swallow? Deep throat? Full rimming and prostate stimulation?
I need to know this!
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Just your basic. And it's gonna have to wait until another day I'm afraid as I'm pissed and knackered now.
You have my number though right?
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It's OK
I'll grease you up first and wipe you down after. I might put your nightie back too
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