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	 Have you done your homework and cleaned your shoes
	Have you done your homework and cleaned your shoes
 	Or do you refuse to accept the end of the weekend until bed time?
Best European holiday destination?
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 19:14,
	
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	 im continuing my weekend theme with another night in a boozer
	im continuing my weekend theme with another night in a boozer
 	Thought I might be good this week and take sandwiches to work but instead of making em ive been pissing about here and upsetting facebook muppets
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 19:20,
	
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	 what sandwich would you have made?
	what sandwich would you have made?
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 19:26,
	
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	 I bought all sorts of deli meats. its a crying shame.
	I bought all sorts of deli meats. its a crying shame.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 19:48,
	
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	 Something about "that bird's got a cock"
	Something about "that bird's got a cock"
 	
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics.
 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 6 Oct 2013, 19:48,
	
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	 ive never had a tranny
	ive never had a tranny
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 19:50,
	
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	 I'm pleasantly buzzed on painkillers
	I'm pleasantly buzzed on painkillers
 	So, how's you?
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 6 Oct 2013, 19:28,
	
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	 I'm chillaxin'
	I'm chillaxin'
 	The Doris is cooking a roast.
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 19:33,
	
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	 You've got her well trained.
	You've got her well trained.
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 6 Oct 2013, 19:34,
	
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	 She went out and got lunch as well whilst I loafed about watching Lovejoy.
	She went out and got lunch as well whilst I loafed about watching Lovejoy. 
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 19:38,
	
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	 She's definitely a keeper, that one.
	She's definitely a keeper, that one.
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 6 Oct 2013, 19:42,
	
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	 Evening B3th.
	Evening B3th.
 	I'm reading a biography of John Nathan-Turner. It's quite fascinating, and incredibly scurrilous.
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics.
 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 6 Oct 2013, 19:44,
	
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	 Didn't a lot of the fans hate him?
	Didn't a lot of the fans hate him?
 	Was he responsible for the travesty that was 'Trial of a time lord'?
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 6 Oct 2013, 19:46,
	
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	 It really paints him in a very balanced light and you realise how utterly shat on by the BBC he was
	It really paints him in a very balanced light and you realise how utterly shat on by the BBC he was
 	I'd recommend it.
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics.
 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 6 Oct 2013, 19:47,
	
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	 Doctor Poo.
	Doctor Poo.
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 20:06,
	
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	 I'm quite tempted by that 50th anniversary book.
	I'm quite tempted by that 50th anniversary book.
 	Mind you, I bought the 40th anniversary book. How much more information could there be in it?
Anyone who says '10 years' can fuck off.
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 6 Oct 2013, 20:12,
	
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	 10 years.
	10 years.
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 20:13,
	
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	 fuck off
	fuck off
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 6 Oct 2013, 20:14,
	
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	 But ten earth years could be millions of years
	But ten earth years could be millions of years
 	For a time traveller.
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 20:19,
	
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	 It could also be three minutes.
	It could also be three minutes.
 	You're just not thinking three dimensionally, Marty.
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 6 Oct 2013, 20:21,
	
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	 four
	four
 	
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity
 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 20:26,
	
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	 20+
	20+
 	if you believe string theory
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 20:28,
	
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	 string theory is beween 7 and 11 I think
	string theory is beween 7 and 11 I think
 	M theory settled on (I think) 9
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity
 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 20:34,
	
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	 Depends who you speak to
	Depends who you speak to
 	most of them are making it up as they go along
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	 That's what I meant.
	That's what I meant.
 	I blame the codeine.
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 6 Oct 2013, 20:33,
	
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	 DHC is the shizz
	DHC is the shizz
 	
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 20:58,
	
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	 It is indeed rather strong.
	It is indeed rather strong.
 	This is just regular Zapain, though.
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 6 Oct 2013, 21:01,
	
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	 Apparently it's been done quite well.
	Apparently it's been done quite well.
 	Stuff like that is a no brainer for the missus, pressie wise. She maintains that I'm the easiest person in the world to buy for.
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics.
 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 6 Oct 2013, 20:21,
	
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	 I find that people think buying any old piece of tat with Dr Who on it makes for the most fantastic present.
	I find that people think buying any old piece of tat with Dr Who on it makes for the most fantastic present.
 	I now feel sorry for my dad, having to open all that golf-related rubbish over the years.
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 6 Oct 2013, 20:22,
	
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	 I'm going to treat myself to the Big Finish 50th extravaganza, I think.
	I'm going to treat myself to the Big Finish 50th extravaganza, I think.
 	Might even fork out for the deluxe 5 CD set.
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics.
 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 6 Oct 2013, 20:24,
	
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	 Is that the one with all the regeneration stories?
	Is that the one with all the regeneration stories?
 	I might have to mention that as a potential 40th gift.
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 6 Oct 2013, 20:34,
	
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	 Nah, it's the audio story with Tom, Peter, Colin, Sylvester and Paul in it.
	Nah, it's the audio story with Tom, Peter, Colin, Sylvester and Paul in it.
 	
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics.
 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 6 Oct 2013, 20:48,
	
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	 Sorted.
	Sorted. 
 	Gonna watch a movie and eat fish fingers I reckon.
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 6 Oct 2013, 19:43,
	
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	 Because of my frequent visits over the last few years
	Because of my frequent visits over the last few years
 	I've become very fond of Kos.
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics.
 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 6 Oct 2013, 19:45,
	
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 	Kos sucking off other men.
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 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 20:59,
	
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	 For a weekend away; Barcelona, Rome, Piza, Northumberland*, Prague, Ljubljana, Bruges, Moscow (although it's a four hour flight).
	For a weekend away; Barcelona, Rome, Piza, Northumberland*, Prague, Ljubljana, Bruges, Moscow (although it's a four hour flight).
 	I have done precisely fuck all today and am now feeling guilty for wasting my time.
* Yes DG, this is a hint that I'd like to take you & T up on your offer of coming to see you for a weekend.
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 19:51,
	
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	 Feel free; we have Blousie visiting next weekend.
	Feel free; we have Blousie visiting next weekend.
 	
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics.
 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 6 Oct 2013, 19:52,
	
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	 I have micro next weekend, I'll gaz you some dates for November?
	I have micro next weekend, I'll gaz you some dates for November?
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 19:53,
	
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	 OK fella.
	OK fella.
 	
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics.
 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 6 Oct 2013, 19:54,
	
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	 Great.
	Great.
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 19:56,
	
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	 I can't do the the weekend of 15th as I'm in Manchester for a gig with Blousie.
	I can't do the the weekend of 15th as I'm in Manchester for a gig with Blousie.
 	
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics.
 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 6 Oct 2013, 20:06,
	
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	 'k
	'k
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 20:07,
	
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	 I go to the kent coast most weekends for a bit of r&r thats my favourite
	I go to the kent coast most weekends for a bit of r&r thats my favourite
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 20:45,
	
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	 Well this is good.
	Well this is good.
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 21:37,
	
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	 im in the pub q
	im in the pub q
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 21:47,
	
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	 dunno what im tryong to say ere
	dunno what im tryong to say ere
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 21:48,
	
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	 But still posting on here
	But still posting on here
 	hmmmm
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 21:48,
	
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	 im joining in while both of my mates talk about play station nonsense whicj I dont under stand
	im joining in while both of my mates talk about play station nonsense whicj I dont under stand
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 21:50,
	
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	 "mates"
	"mates"
 	of course.
You do understand that posting on your phone whilst out with friends is considered the height of rudeness?
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 21:53,
	
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	 I could not give one single fuck
	I could not give one single fuck
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 21:55,
	
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	 Clearly
	Clearly
 	
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	 which waqqi sock are you anyway? are you al, I have heard he's a cunt once or twice.
	which waqqi sock are you anyway? are you al, I have heard he's a cunt once or twice. 
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 21:57,
	
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	 Everyone on here has at least one sockpuppet
	Everyone on here has at least one sockpuppet
 	For the lolz, obviously.
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 21:59,
	
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	 I ain't yet. might set one up soon for the lolz
	I ain't yet. might set one up soon for the lolz
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 22:00,
	
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	 You really should
	You really should
 	
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 22:02,
	
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	 If you were any sort of mate, you'd go to the bar whilst they are talking like adults.
	If you were any sort of mate, you'd go to the bar whilst they are talking like adults.
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 22:01,
	
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	 I fucking did mate as usual the bar round ratio was massively weighted towards my good nature
	I fucking did mate as usual the bar round ratio was massively weighted towards my good nature
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 22:05,
	
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	 They drink Guinness?
	They drink Guinness?
 	
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 22:06,
	
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	 So what is 'the round' this evening?
	So what is 'the round' this evening?
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 22:07,
	
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	 A brace of hobgoblins a carlsberg export a southern comfort and lemonade and a voddie and oj innit
	A brace of hobgoblins a carlsberg export a southern comfort and lemonade and a voddie and oj innit
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 22:11,
	
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	 You seem to be drinking with 2 larpers
	You seem to be drinking with 2 larpers
 	a football supporter, a hipster and a bird.
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 22:22,
	
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	 You ain't far wrong Jeffers old son
	You ain't far wrong Jeffers old son
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 22:30,
	
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	 Which one are you?
	Which one are you?
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 22:32,
	
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 	Well that's the interesting part. You didn't mention the annoying not nearly as unhappy as he makes out happy go lucky verging on being an really irritating embarrassing cunt that I actually am.
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 22:37,
	
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	 tl:dr
	tl:dr
 	
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 22:45,
	
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	 Good, that was for Jeff not you prick features.
	Good, that was for Jeff not you prick features.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 22:49,
	
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	 tl:dr
	tl:dr
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 22:51,
	
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	 I respect that answer from you d00d
	I respect that answer from you d00d
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 22:56,
	
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 	adults wankers
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	 You should join in more often you're both brilliant and a bit of a pathetic cunt which made me join b3ta in the first place
	You should join in more often you're both brilliant and a bit of a pathetic cunt which made me join b3ta in the first place
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 22:13,
	
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	 Birds of a feather and all that?
	Birds of a feather and all that?
 	
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	 Are you that rough sexy neighbour one?
	Are you that rough sexy neighbour one?
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 22:31,
	
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	 No, not Australian
	No, not Australian
 	
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	 Oh the worst one, I should have known
	Oh the worst one, I should have known
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 22:50,
	
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	 NO YOUN ARE!
	NO YOUN ARE!
 	I haven't quite got the hang of this.
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	 I think you are doing a wonderful job. I suppose what I'm saying is I'm drunk and do you fancy a blow job boss?
	I think you are doing a wonderful job. I suppose what I'm saying is I'm drunk and do you fancy a blow job boss?
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 22:43,
	
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	 Alright Captain?
	Alright Captain?
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 22:43,
	
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	 Marvellous, thanks.
	Marvellous, thanks.
 	I'm not really concentrating - someone mentioned a blow job?
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 22:57,
	
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	 Yeah that was me.
	Yeah that was me.
 	Sorry it wasn't from any of the supa kool people like Jeff, Monty, kroney or himjim
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 23:06,
	
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	 That's all very well but....
	That's all very well but....
 	This here blow job, are we talking swallow? Deep throat? Full rimming and prostate stimulation?
I need to know this!
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	 Just your basic. And it's gonna have to wait until another day I'm afraid as I'm pissed and knackered now.
	Just your basic. And it's gonna have to wait until another day I'm afraid as I'm pissed and knackered now.
 	You have my number though right?
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 23:19,
	
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	 It's OK
	It's OK
 	I'll grease you up first and wipe you down after. I might put your nightie back too
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