How will you get to your upper floors?
Or is this a Fritzl/Ariel Castro arrangement?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 9:19, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

*nods*
The original owners took out most of the panelling and replaced it with some shit wrought iron thing. I'm putting the panelling back in again
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 9:25, Reply)

STAIR CHAT
I need to replace a spindle on mine since I got pissed and fell down the stairs smashing through 100 years of fine carpentry with my enormous drunken bulk.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 9:27, Reply)

Excellent work

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 9:28, Reply)

*bows*

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 9:29, Reply)

I so wish I had a gif to visualise this.
All I can picture is the hulk falling over.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 7 Oct 2013, 9:41, Reply)

That but shorter, fatter and less green.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 9:48, Reply)

freaking awesome.
nice effort.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 7 Oct 2013, 9:48, Reply)

why is there no footage of this? why?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 9:50, Reply)

Unusually, I didn't have my 'camcorder' strapped to my head.
That's why.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 9:52, Reply)

well that's a giant failure, isn't it?

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 7 Oct 2013, 9:56, Reply)

I put it in the same file of regret as the time I did a 'classic' legs in air, fall on arse, mega slip on icy front path.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 9:57, Reply)

ahhhh icy paths.
I remember falling on my arse on those. A lot.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 7 Oct 2013, 10:00, Reply)

I have done some high class falling over in my time.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 10:03, Reply)

so have I.
I fell up the steps here at uni the other day. Just about face planted into the concrete landing. was very elegant.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 7 Oct 2013, 10:05, Reply)