A man goes into the doctors
and says
"doctor my wife suffers from premature ejaculation"

Doctor looks at him and ponders for a minute and replies

"your wife suffers from premature ejaculation are you sure you don't mean the other way round...

Man says

"no I don't give a shit she can finish herself off"
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 8:54, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

HAHA, RIGHT LADS????!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 8:56, Reply)

Tips hat
Lad banter is the future
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 9:01, Reply)

I don't get it, probably a bit high brow for me.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 8:57, Reply)

Sounds like he may have tried that cream that reduces sensitivity
He'd still come too quickly, but be unable to give a monkeys.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 8:58, Reply)

im not sure what the man wants from the doctor here
does he just like wasting valuable gp time or summat? and how come, yeah, whenever i go to the doctors about my *coughcough* im in and out of there in five minutes yet every other count that goes in before me is gettin a flockin viewing of titanic or summat the amount of time these counts take, WHATS THAT ALL ABOUT?
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 9:00, Reply)

They're weak specimens whereas you're a manly man?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 9:12, Reply)

well i wernt gonna be the first to say it

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 9:13, Reply)