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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I don't have a SINGLE thing to say to Monty which will help assuage his pain at the demise of his relationship.
Soz.
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 17:56, 1 reply, 12 years ago)
SOZ IS A SINGLE THING YOU FUCKING MORON

(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 17:57, Reply)
i'm not sorry for his loss, I was apologising for not having a SINGLE thing to say in consolation.

(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 17:59, Reply)
TL;DR

(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 18:00, Reply)
he's misspelled "hypocrisy"

(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 18:00, Reply)
you've misspelled 'lonely'

(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 18:03, Reply)
i've got a hot date this evening, after the gym
what have you got, varnishing your spindle?
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 18:08, Reply)
I have plans this evening.
Ent sharing them on here tho, Rory will bully me.

I will remain an enigma.
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 18:13, Reply)
scratching your bollocks and wondering if anyone else will ever see/touch them does not count
nor does giving your fingers a sneaky lick
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 18:13, Reply)
nah, it ent that

(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 18:17, Reply)
SSRI prick

(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 18:01, Reply)
BOAT FOOTED TURQUOISE MEANDERING PIERCED CUNT

(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 18:02, Reply)
when do I meander?

(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 18:03, Reply)
A MEANDER IS A BEND IN A COURSE OF WATER. IT WAS A REFERENCE TO YOU BEING BOTH BENT AND HAVING BOAT FEET.

(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 18:04, Reply)
I ent bent

(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 18:04, Reply)
MAYBE A LITTLE BIT BI THEN.

(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 18:05, Reply)
aren't we all?
*pouts*
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 18:06, Reply)
I really dunno matey, I'm going to go and stare at a cockatoo and see how I feel.

(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 18:07, Reply)
haha, the parrots eat 'em all! !!

(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 18:24, Reply)
oh HO!!!!! (As you say)

(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 18:29, Reply)
Click

(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 18:18, Reply)
ooh, Bummer Harris, you terrible bully :'(

(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 18:19, Reply)
I am the scourge of men'

(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 18:21, Reply)
the bummer of men

(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 18:22, Reply)

am the of
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 18:22, Reply)

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