i go to nice places
and the bouncers normally let us skip the queue. and i'm a nice person with lots of friends. i think that makes me cool-ish.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:54, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

No ginger has ever been 'cool'.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:55, Reply)

if you were cool you wouldn't feel the need to mention any of that

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:55, Reply)

i didn't feel the need
i was making polite conversation. like a grown-up.

you could try it, or you could just stick your head back in the truth fairy's pants and eat fish and chips out of them!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:57, Reply)

^ NOT COOL

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:58, Reply)

^ QUENTIN ^

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:58, Reply)

oh dear

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:59, Reply)

you are him or you sound like him
it's not a good look
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:00, Reply)

i can see why people pick on you
but im a bigger man so ill let you be, you're alright you are *punches shoulder*
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:02, Reply)

THEY ALL WANT A PIECE OF ME

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:03, Reply)

fuck em

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:03, Reply)

She did

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:04, Reply)

god, you make ONE mistake...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:19, Reply)

Make up your mind, he was Rory last time he annoyed you

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:01, Reply)

they're all the same
like all men.

ALL. THE. SAME.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:02, Reply)

No, bouncers let you skip the queue due to your bouncers

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:55, Reply)

NO DOG CHAT

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:56, Reply)

woof

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:56, Reply)