You're right. It needs more people reminding Swipe that she swallowed Chompy's spunk.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 13:37, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

+ but in a cool way, yeah? shes REALLY cool

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 13:38, Reply)

i mean, waiting crowds part like the red sea as bouncers bear her aloft on their shoulders and children wave flags and old women weep that they were once that cool

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 13:40, Reply)

and then...she spies a lone little girl holding a single red rose
with a mere gesture she silences the crowds and halts the bouncers, slipping gracefully to the ground she approaches the girl and crouches down to talk..

"Why hello little girl, what have you got there?"

"S'flower miss, a bootiful flower for a bootiful kind cool laydee"

*sniff*
Swipe reaches out to accept the kind but fully justified gift..

"..an its luvverly an red just like your hai...OOOFFF"

MY *smack* FUCKING *oof* HAIR *pang* IS *slice* NOT *boinnng* FUCKING *crush* RED!!!!
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 13:50, Reply)

lol and click

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 13:51, Reply)

POTD

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 13:54, Reply)

And that's a win.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 13:54, Reply)

Winner

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 13:54, Reply)

it's a funny place, the inside of your head

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 13:55, Reply)

Downright hilarious, sometimes

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 13:57, Reply)

i meant more in an odd x files kind of a way

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 13:59, Reply)

Well you and Scully do have similar hair

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:05, Reply)