heathen
carrots are best of all teh vegetables
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:21, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

No, that's peas you flid.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:22, Reply)

peas are pointless and boring
i once made our next door neighbour's dog eat all my peas, when it sneaked in for pork chop bits. the poor dog was so well behaved that it ate the lot, under protest.

then slunk out and betrayed me by yakking them all over my mum's feet and brand new carpet. the neighbour, a geordie, said, "why aye man, it's good for the carpet, like."

yeah. you know what's better for the carpet? NOT having a dog yak up peas all over it...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:24, Reply)

+atty yak
don't talk back
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:26, Reply)

do you feed peas to mini ape?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:27, Reply)

fuck loads, she loves them

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:30, Reply)

poor kid
peas are pointless
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:30, Reply)

Tl;dr

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:27, Reply)

yeah, like you can read
running each of your 6 fingered hands underneath the words on the screen and mouthing them to yourself
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:28, Reply)

DOG DUN AN EXORCIST AFTER SWIPE FORCE FED IT PEAS

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:29, Reply)

NOW THATS HOW TO TELL A STORY

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:33, Reply)