What did I miss?
Evening bummers
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:18, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Tangiers is stalking me

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:22, Reply)

How?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:22, Reply)

I DONT KNOW O_O

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:24, Reply)

Now I mean, in what way is he stalking you?
Posting personal info? Ringing your house? Telling people your shoe size?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:26, Reply)

apparently he knnows who i am...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:27, Reply)

Nakers.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:28, Reply)

Should I add him as a friend on facebook?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:37, Reply)

i couldn't even if you wanted to

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:39, Reply)

Why?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:40, Reply)

cos you can't find me

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:41, Reply)

Would you accept my friend request if I can?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:45, Reply)

maybe

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:47, Reply)

Tease.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:50, Reply)

you know it
lets be honest here you cannae find me
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:53, Reply)

It's kinda awkward, 'cause it makes me look like a creepy stalker
But it really wasn't hard to find you.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:57, Reply)

i don't believe you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 21:14, Reply)

Do you believe me now?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 21:20, Reply)

er no...i've not got afriend request if taht's what you've done

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 21:23, Reply)

Check your messages

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 21:26, Reply)

seriously mate you've messaged some random person...
hang on, you've not been stalking ben fogle have you?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 21:29, Reply)

Nah, I'm pretty sure it's you

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 21:41, Reply)

it really isn't I promise, you've messaged a random person

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 21:48, Reply)

Oh well

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 21:53, Reply)

nothin
it's all just words going no where
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:22, Reply)

How are you caves?
I'm a little in my cups.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:25, Reply)

I'm failing to get into the creative zone
but I have a cup of tea.

Should I read To Kill a Mocking Bird or Of Mice and Men first? I'm trying to be cleverer and stuff
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:27, Reply)

I had a little cry reading of mice and men, really loved it.
To kill a mockingbird is a bit bag of shite and not worth your time.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:29, Reply)

then I guess it's unanimous

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:29, Reply)

Be prepared to put the book down once in a while and have a little think.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:34, Reply)

sounds good
will help put the rest of the world in perspective too I expect
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:36, Reply)

try new glasses

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:49, Reply)

Don't listen to Winders and Nakers, TKAM is a good book
Read Of Mice and Men first, because it'll only take you an hour.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:40, Reply)

If you're going to cry at Steinbeck
Read "In Dubious Battle"
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:45, Reply)

Not read that.
I enjoyed Cannery Row and absolutely fucking loved the Grapes of Wrath.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:47, Reply)

Grapes is fantastic

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:48, Reply)

seconded

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:49, Reply)

Third!

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:52, Reply)

Innit doe
Not just a compelling story, but beautiful writing and all.

/bender
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:50, Reply)

Tangers old boy,
We'll have a drink one day.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:52, Reply)

Absolutely.
Although it'll be a bit weird now after that gay post down there.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:58, Reply)

YEAH?
WANNA FIGHT ABOUT IT?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:48, Reply)

Nah
Instead I'll persuade you by reading it aloud to you, while stroking your hair as you lay your head in my lap.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:54, Reply)

I can't wait.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:57, Reply)

^ gay

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:30, Reply)

^utter shit stain on the face of humanity

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:31, Reply)

last time I cried at a book I was seven

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:32, Reply)

i welled up on holiday reading

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:33, Reply)

what the hell were you reading?
Homosexualism for dummies?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:34, Reply)

it involved a little girl , and "being a father" means I'm ruined on that front

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:36, Reply)

paedo

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:38, Reply)

We all have different emotional reactions to different situations, understanding that is basic empathy.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:33, Reply)

probably another autist

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:34, Reply)

nah, just not a wooly woofter

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:35, Reply)

bi wooly woofter

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:36, Reply)

naked rapist

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:37, Reply)

well yes, of course
But crying at a book is well bent.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:35, Reply)

Ok.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:35, Reply)

nonsense
it's films and sport and telly it's sad to cry at. Books are fine
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:36, Reply)

I don't cry at those either

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:37, Reply)

The end of Mason Dixon
You're the only other Pynchon lover on here.

Didn't that get you?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:50, Reply)

ent read it
And I'm not saying that I don't become emotionally affected by what happens in books. Callousness to characters is typical of several authors I like (Houellebecq, Amis and Camus, for instance), but crying about it is just weird if you're past your early teens.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 21:04, Reply)

yeah it's pretty tragic

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:32, Reply)

mice and men, mockingbird ent all that

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:29, Reply)

What DIDN'T YOU MISS, EH?
Enough to bring down Western Civilisation, cure cancer and punch Richard Littlejohn in his flabby jowls.

Now it's gone. Oh, the humanity.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:25, Reply)

I've never really been bothered by deletion if I'm honest.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:26, Reply)

It's a crime against humanity. An unnactural act...

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:37, Reply)

Well, if you need any help, let me know

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:39, Reply)

You're a brave man to offer me a shoulder to cry on
But I can live with it.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:42, Reply)

I'll listen.
I
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:49, Reply)