That was pretty much the explanation I gave to little tangle.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 11:20, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

It's a good life lesson.
Act like a cunt, then don't be surprised when people find it hilarious when your marriage breaks down because of your irrational behaviour and drinking problem.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 11:21, Reply)

oh Al,
you're such a cunt.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 11 Oct 2013, 11:22, Reply)

you should make sure next time someone nearby drives like a prick,
and little tangles is in the car, you should chase them down and make tangles watch as you beat them.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 11 Oct 2013, 11:22, Reply)

We do this all the time.
Usually I let him deliver the final blow.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 11:23, Reply)

good man.
Also, how come you didn't stop to check if the guy was ok?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 11 Oct 2013, 11:24, Reply)

It wasn't a serious crash
He just bumped off the wall a bit and carried on driving.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 11:25, Reply)

ha,
that'll cost him a fair bit.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 11 Oct 2013, 11:27, Reply)

He was unconscious with his foot wedged on the accelarator

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 11:32, Reply)

We're on the mad month or so at the moment...
...where the students with cars are learning to use the ring road. It's a fucking steep learning curve for some of them.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 11:24, Reply)

If the people who have lived here all their lives can't manage it then what chance do visitors have?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 11:26, Reply)

i made a mistake on that ring road and thought i'd got completely lost,
and then took another roundabout and ended up back on the right track. I'm not sure it exists in normal space time.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 11 Oct 2013, 11:31, Reply)