The selfish, the wilfully ignorant, and bad parkers
as if "just nipping to the shop" entitles you to park in the narrowest part of the village, so holding up entire lines of traffic, because you won't park 10 yards further down cos you're too fucking lazy to walk the length of your own doormat AND THEN you casually stroll out and without looking open your drivers door into oncoming traffic because you simply could not give a fuck. Fuck you, you cunts. Fuck you in every hole with a baseball bat covered in barbed wire and battery acid.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 12:31, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

they are horrific around south ken/knightsbridge
they have so much fucking money that the parking ticket means less to them than having to walk an extra 5 metres to the shops. happily hold up entire roads/lanes of traffic. the arrogance drives me insane.

pretty cars though.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 12:36, Reply)

Like the Koenigsegg and Lambo that got clamped outside Harrods?
Need more of that. Tow the fuckers away, and if not claimed back at triple the fine plus holding charges sell at auction and give the money (less admin cost) to charity. The inconvenience will piss them off if nothing else.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 12:39, Reply)

that's the stuff
there is an R8 that parks outside harrods that makes me squeeeeee. it's so fucking hot, and it's custom painted this kind of black that when you get really close up is actually very very dark slightly sparkly purple... fucking awesome
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 12:44, Reply)

I like those
There was one on the Ferrari track day I did, the only thing louder was the Gallardo.

Best place in London for car spotting is the Victoria Memorial, in an hour I saw that many supercars I could have been at Goodwood.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 12:47, Reply)

i love them
but i hate the twats who gurn and take pics. the cunts driving them get far too much of a lob on as a consequence.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 12:48, Reply)

They are pointless in this country except for posing anyway
Not enough room to drive one except on a track.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 12:59, Reply)

because poseurs
exactly this
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 12:59, Reply)

Some bellend parked outside the takeaway near me and managed to block the bus from getting past.
Be that as it may, I don't think the bus driver was within his right to racially abuse said driver.

I assume he's no longer a bus driver any more.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 12:38, Reply)