It's okay everyone I'm home now four hours late.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:32, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

but with a great tale to tell
with drama to rival The Iliad
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:38, Reply)

Hello Ms Cave
I hope you are well and happy
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:40, Reply)

evening sir
I am unreasonably tired and halfway through making a hat. Having a good evening, sir?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:41, Reply)

I called you sir twice here
I hope you appreciate that kind of respect.

sir
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:41, Reply)

I certainly do ma'am
Had what can be described as a "fucking shit" week but now Ihas wine and a seat
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:47, Reply)

:( Will things be better next week?
or at the very least, after wine?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:49, Reply)

Hopefully, yes
Thank you for asking.

I am boxing in my stairs in a non-euphamism way at the moment
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:51, Reply)

You got shot of that squatting cunt of a boy wizard then.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:53, Reply)

i don't know what this means
so I'm assuming you have a punch bag on your landing and are skipping back and forth giving it a good twatting to get all the nastiness out of your system
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:53, Reply)

Nothing quite so exciting
Putting back original panelling that had been changed to shit ironwork
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:57, Reply)

oh right
you should punch it instead to make it more interesting. So, DIY all weekend?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:59, Reply)

Hopefully not

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:03, Reply)

Sporty is the Nick Knowles of OT.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:07, Reply)

He's a big nosed craggy faced twat with no discernible talent or appeal?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:09, Reply)

If Knowles did the Great North Run
Then Sporty would be spending the day signing autographs with 'best wishes, N Knowles'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:13, Reply)

tggi^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:15, Reply)

Is it true you take media students with you
When you go to B&Q so they can film you?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:16, Reply)

Thank you. If it was anyone else I'd think that was a bit sarcastic.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:40, Reply)

i was gripped
that psiren-like creature on their mobile could have easily dragged a lesser man off his course
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:42, Reply)

He looked a bit like someone I knew who died. But with a rubbish beard and jeans that were too tight for his fat arse.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:43, Reply)

YES I WAS LOOKING AT HIS ARSE

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:44, Reply)

ah a demonic spirit
hoping to lure you to hell using glamour magic to appear as one you once knew. You were lucky to escape, especially that arse
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:44, Reply)

It was ok I rolled a d20 and defeated him

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:47, Reply)

you must have had a natural 20 with a +4 modifier!
smooth
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:49, Reply)

oh man I love LARP

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:50, Reply)

you lose! there are no dice in larp

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:51, Reply)

With LARP, everyone's a loser.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:53, Reply)

Ha ha what a prick! He's embarrassed himself!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:54, Reply)

I NO, RITE?!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:54, Reply)

A proper LOOSER! speaking of dice, he should 'roll' himself a fat one and try to forget the shame.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:57, Reply)

boom!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:59, Reply)

Speaking of dice, you should roll yourself off the nearest cliff.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:01, Reply)

Ooooooh he's made a fool of himself again!
I just did the 'roll' joke, you just can't 'shake' it off!
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:03, Reply)

The embarrassment is experienced by those who LARP

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:56, Reply)

That sounds like what happened. I dunno as I was distracted by the latest copy of white dwarf.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:51, Reply)

Did you read about the new range of D12s they have?
It's going to revolutionise everything. Not been such a change since the D4 damage and it's power to the people came back with the renegade master
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:52, Reply)

No, I'm not really an Eminem supergroup fan tbh
More cypress hill/public enemy
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:56, Reply)

YEAH BOYEEEEE!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:56, Reply)

"Brap"

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:00, Reply)

Toss that ham in the frying pan like spam

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:01, Reply)

So I put away the shotgun, bought me a glock....

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:05, Reply)

Here's your ticket, hear the drummer get wicked!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:08, Reply)

I've got blood on my hands and there's no remorse, I've got blood on my dick cos I fucked a corpse

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:12, Reply)

This is what I mean, an anti-nigger machine

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:15, Reply)