I am stiff from the gym and as always a mild cold has turned into a stupid cough like an old miner with an 80 a day habit
Stupid feeble asthma lungs

BUT fish and chip lunch then pub tonight, so.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 9:18, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

So what?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 9:19, Reply)

Sew buttons
Or fuck off, whichever
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 9:22, Reply)

That's a woman's job.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 9:22, Reply)

Yeah but you don't have one
So get on with it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 9:24, Reply)

How would you know?
okay I don't
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 9:26, Reply)

she's such a massive bitch

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 9:28, Reply)

emphasis on 'massive'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 9:28, Reply)

Because you'd have told us
And because you're bound to be as ugly as dozer
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 9:29, Reply)

ugly i ent

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 9:30, Reply)

One thing you should have learned by now, about "chicks" and society in general
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

And psycho posted pictures of you, remember?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 9:35, Reply)

yeah, one photo where I'm pulling a silly face

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 9:36, Reply)

Link

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 9:37, Reply)

I think there was some mod sobbing and deleting, as I never saw it myself
But I have seen a pic before. My description of a balding monk with a hamster up its arse stands.

Which is more than you think dozer is doing, until you realise yes, he IS that short.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 9:41, Reply)

So going by the 'swipe is mean to those she fancies a bit of' rule
He's probably alright.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 9:42, Reply)

I'm very handsome

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 9:45, Reply)

If this were true, it would mean I fancied all of you
And I'm not 12. I don't "fancy" people I've never met. Your "rule" does not work! Back to the drawing board (aka pornhub).
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 9:47, Reply)

well yeah
But psychochomp came in your mouth.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 9:49, Reply)

I am not sure whether you are more jealous of me or him

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 9:51, Reply)

neither
What does Red Dwarf autist spunk taste like anyway?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 9:52, Reply)

Yeah like you've never dipped your little finger in your own and sucked it in desperate lonely fashion

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 9:58, Reply)

another of your fantasies involving gay sex acts
Pakihat clearly inducted you into the 'brown wings' hall of fame.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 10:07, Reply)

Bit harsh
I think you'll find I'm 'average'
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 9:32, Reply)

So 3 GCSEs, a bald patch and a three inch cock then?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 9:35, Reply)

11, a luxurious head of hair and..........yeah :(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 9:36, Reply)

Are we talking length or diameter here?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 9:42, Reply)

Radius.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 9:42, Reply)

See, this would have been a good comeback
If I hadn't had to help you out in the first place, dr tadpole
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 9:47, Reply)

I'd rather you kept your massive man hands off 'helping me out' if you please.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 9:54, Reply)

clickin dis

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 9:56, Reply)

Yeah, to wank over
You sick gender and sexually confused weirdo
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 9:57, Reply)

NO FAT CHICKS

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 9:59, Reply)

FAT
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 10:02, Reply)

ah, if only you could shift fat so easily
Maybe Chompster wouldn't have rejected your advances.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 10:05, Reply)

Not quite how it happened dude
But don't let that spoil your lonely wanks for one
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 10:09, Reply)

They are very average, my hands
However they do have a lovely ring that was my mother's and a beautiful French shellac manicure today
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 9:57, Reply)

Average for a fella masquerading as a bird.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 9:58, Reply)

a fat fella

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 10:01, Reply)

Lols he's got a nice blow up one apparently 19,99 from Anne Summers. He calls it MummySwipe.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 9:29, Reply)

no, that's a bouncy castle

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 9:29, Reply)

Alright baldy

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 9:30, Reply)

alright tubbo McChubbo

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 9:31, Reply)

Well the jokes on you!
they dont even sell them
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 9:31, Reply)