I was supposed to be out but my friend is pregnant and I'm I'll, so didn't want her to catch it

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 19:37, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

I don't think retard is catching, to be honest.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 12 Oct 2013, 19:38, Reply)

Whoa whoa whoa :((((

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 19:39, Reply)

Soz huni x

What's up with you then? AIDS, or something worse, like Man Flu?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 12 Oct 2013, 19:40, Reply)

Mild head cold
That turned into horrible chest infection/cough because I am a chest spastic
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 19:43, Reply)

Do you have good drugs?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 12 Oct 2013, 19:47, Reply)

Not that I can take with a blocked up nose

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 19:50, Reply)

Keep warm, keep hydrated, rest.
Best thing you can do for a cold. Take guaifenesin to get the shit off your chest. Paracetamol for the headache, sore throat, and to bring down any high temperature.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 12 Oct 2013, 19:55, Reply)

I have diet coke and lemsip :(
I am not very good at being sick. Yours sounds much more sensible.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 19:57, Reply)

sick

thin
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 19:58, Reply)

Lemsip is good
for everything but the cough. If there's anything on your chest, you need to get it out, otherwise you'll end up with a chest infection. and nobody wants one of those.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 12 Oct 2013, 19:58, Reply)

I think it might be too late
Everything I pick up goes straight to my chest. Colds, coughs, boy toys...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 20:10, Reply)

+ Chompy

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 20:11, Reply)

Urgh don't
There are seamen trying to tune in radios with more finesse and gentleness
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 20:12, Reply)

Ha ha! 'I like this!'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 20:13, Reply)

*shudders*

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 20:14, Reply)

I'm a BIG fan of a that old 'Honey, Lemon, Ginger, Hot Water and Brandy' Cocktail.
I don't get why I only drink it when i'm el'sicko.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 20:33, Reply)

Ginger on the other hand...

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 19:40, Reply)

Your poor daughter.
She's either going to get the deranged ginger gene or the tiny alcoholic gene.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 12 Oct 2013, 19:42, Reply)

If she turns out like either I'll stick her on eBay,

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 19:43, Reply)

Did your wife have a good-looking tennis coach?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 12 Oct 2013, 19:45, Reply)

Yes.
Me.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 20:29, Reply)