I can only assume you've had a pressure-equalising vent fitted to your vajoo then
that, or you're spending too much time with underendowed men.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:38, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

hang on, i thought it was the other way around
small cocks cause them, as air gets pumped in with them?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:41, Reply)

nope.
air always gets pumped in. small cocks allow it to come out again.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:41, Reply)

oh
well, it's never happened to me, and i have quite a few friends who say it's never happened to them either. maybe we are all shagging men with small dicks.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:42, Reply)

Or you are some kind of anomoly
and your friends are all liars?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:43, Reply)

girls don't lie to each other about that sort of stuff
we are alarmingly graphic.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:44, Reply)

bollocks.
You are alarmingly graphic about certain things. You lie like bankers about others.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:46, Reply)

haha, not to each other!
some of my texts to/from my best friend read like a gynaecologist/sex therapist's hand book.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:46, Reply)

Oh, you do.
I promise you. I mean, "you" singularly might not be. But some of your friends are.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:47, Reply)

interesting
so it's caused by big cocks? what about vajay size, would being exceptionally small stop it? or flapping flaps?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:48, Reply)

How can you be so clueness as to the simple mechanics
whilst at the same time being a dirty old tart?

Air gets pushed in. It's released when there's room. Usually when the obstruction has been removed. If there is room around the obstruction for the air to escape slowly, no queefing.
( Kroney, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:52, Reply)

i am too busy laughing at dirty old tart to take the offence that is required, here
so by that logic, surely someone with an elephant's ear would queef a lot more than someone with a mouse's ear
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:54, Reply)

nope, tighter fannies queef more than looser ones
because looser ones allow the air to escape all the time, so no build up and no queef.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:55, Reply)

No, wrong way around.
A bucket would allow air to escape around the penis. For somebody with a small opening to not queef, they're either fucking tiny cocked guys, or they're lying/tragically deluded about the scale of their fishwhistle.
( Kroney, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:56, Reply)

i am sure you are wrong about this
both of you.

but it is true that both the bedshitter and greggs had rather petit cocks, so maybe not.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:58, Reply)

We are both correct.

( Kroney, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:01, Reply)

yeuch
i'm glad it's never happened to me, anyway. human bodies are disgusting.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:02, Reply)

So are you admitting to having a bucket here?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:03, Reply)

I'm guessing she falls into the "tragically deluded" camp, here.

( Kroney, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:05, Reply)

nah, quite the opposite
it's proven a problem on some occasions
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:05, Reply)

Of COURSE it's happened to all of them.
This is precisely the same as women saying they never fart.
( Kroney, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:44, Reply)

cf. Fat people who "only eat salad"

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:45, Reply)

CHIPS ARE POTATOES AND POTATOES ARE VEGETABLES

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:46, Reply)

i'm getting quite disturbed by this now

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:46, Reply)

Anyone who didn't fart
would be dead.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:46, Reply)

I like your SCIENCE here
There are fanny farts because of my massive cock.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:42, Reply)

*finger guns*

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:43, Reply)