I'm writing dirty grot text for the site at the moment
Just asking for it
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:11, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

please try and use the word "distended" in your copy

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:13, Reply)

Used it before and recently sadly.
I'd love to fit it in (fnarr) but I'm writing about cockrings and not bum toys.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:22, Reply)

ok then, please add in "cumblaster"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:26, Reply)

Done and done.

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:26, Reply)

\o/

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:28, Reply)

"You can even use Skater Boyz as fat ballstretchers! Why not layer them up and see how many you fit round your nutz? The firm pressure will drive you wild as your balls swing and slap around leading to a cumblasting finale!"
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:35, Reply)

pure poetry

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:36, Reply)

Yeah, go on, put me down for ten

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:39, Reply)

the yurt needs waterproofing for thr winter

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:40, Reply)

officelol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:50, Reply)

I think you might have the best job in the world.

( Kroney, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:42, Reply)