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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
how big do you reckon a 35mm button is?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 16:58,
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11 years ago)
Probably around a third of a centimetre, I'd say.
At a guess.
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Kroney, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 16:59,
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shall we write more chompette scenarios?
nowt else going on
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 17:01,
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Sadly, I'm actually quite busy.
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Kroney, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 17:04,
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NO
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 17:06,
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I heard his babies are born in pleather sacks that you have to cut them out off, letting the home brew amniotic fluid pour onto a bucket for later consumption
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 17:10,
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this would imply that he knows how to have sex in the first place, in order to impregnate someone
you assume too much, ape. too. much.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 17:17,
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I heard you taught him everything he knows
the West Ken steamer
Russet rimming
Locked door of doom
etcetc
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 17:18,
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YOU HEARD WRONG
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 17:19,
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I ent got spunky ears like chutters
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 17:22,
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or three and a half
You terrible mathwrong
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 17:01,
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:-O
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 17:02,
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Well, I can divide 20 by 2, but aside from that I'm not great.
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Kroney, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 17:04,
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