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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I drank a lot of havanna and coke on Friday and what came out my arse on Saturday was jet black. I was somewhat perturbed if i'm honest.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 22:38,
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my brother switched from Special Brew to Guinness about ten years agoand has shat tar ever since
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 22:40,
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Lol, I've never been able to manage stout. I can bollocks on about how much the two ale festivals I go to a year are civilised events about sampling fine ale. But it's utter bollocks and if it was I'd probably be a real ale twat.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 22:52,
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Guiness makes my 'morning weight loss' look like I've drowned a small family of molesQuite disturbing.
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I usually drink Tennents, what with me living north of the border. That usually results in a 'flock of sparrows leaving a bush' the following morning.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 23:01,
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WTF are youse guys playing at?Once you've shit it you ent supposed to look at it.
You gotta learn to let go, gnome sayin?
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 14 Oct 2013, 23:10,
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After a certain age you should check your pooI don't mean go at it with lolly sticks and a magnifying glass but at least check for blood/dark bits/lego*/etc.
*OK I lied about the lego
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Meccano in my day.That used to sting a bit.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 14 Oct 2013, 23:18,
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so 500g of Duplo is normal yeah? (
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 23:20,
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