one of my mates, the baby got stuck
so they got out the forceps, and then the forceps got stuck.

Apparently, you haven't lived if you haven't seen 3 doctors arguing for 20 minutes about what to do whilst your wife is lying there with a pair of massive tongs jamming out of her vajoo.

Poor bloke looked like he's done two tours of 'Nam when I saw him in the pub later.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 10:17, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

FUCK

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 10:18, Reply)

apparently "she has an odd shaped vagina"
so not only was it utterly harrowing, and ended with an emergency C, they also slagged off her cunt as well. Fucking NHS, eh?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 10:19, Reply)

Is she a duck?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 10:23, Reply)

She's a snowboarder
I don't know if this is relevant but I feel some SCIENCE coming on.

I need a volunteer to thoroughly test the vagina shapes of lady snowboarders. Who's in?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 10:24, Reply)

About 6 a night, I've heard

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 10:26, Reply)

Too many 540s put twists in it, maybe?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 10:27, Reply)

we had ventouse birth, but luckily didn't get a baby with a cone head

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 10:19, Reply)