Mainly accidental burns from cooking complex dishes.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 17:14, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

and cramming them in your mouth to maintain that 28" waist

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 17:14, Reply)

35'' ACKSEHERLY.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 17:16, Reply)

i think you got those the wrong way around
53"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 17:16, Reply)

No, you're thinking of your hips again.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 17:18, Reply)

nah, they're v narrow
it's the gunt above them that's the problem innit
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 17:21, Reply)

Any man with a 28" inch waist is probably a woman in disguise.
Happy to help.
( Kroney, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 17:18, Reply)

Seen this?
www.classiccarsforsale.co.uk/car-advert/ford/fiesta/1983/216052/
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 17:20, Reply)

I had a Fiesta as my first car.
I looked ridiculous in it. Like Lurch in a pedal car.
( Kroney, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 17:23, Reply)

greggs hat was proud of his 28 inches

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 17:21, Reply)

He must have been the height of a child.

( Kroney, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 17:22, Reply)

about my height
so WATCH IT
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 17:22, Reply)

Difference being, you're at least technically female.
Men are supposed to be larger than what, 5'5"?
( Kroney, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 17:23, Reply)

I AM 5'7"
THANK YOU!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 17:25, Reply)

the mistake you are making here
is assuming that being male is a positive thing to aim for
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 17:25, Reply)

it's all he's got

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 17:26, Reply)

Well, we get better looking as we get older
meaning we're capable of dumping your saggy, wrinkly arses for a younger model on a regular basis.

So, you know, it's not all woe being a man.
( Kroney, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 17:27, Reply)

men looking better as they get older is a myth
*some* do. You're just living in hope
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 17:30, Reply)

so is thinking that frequently replaced younger models actually have something interesting to say for themselves

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 17:31, Reply)

^frequently overlooked older model^
What else is interesting is the assumption that younger, more attractive women aren't also just as interesting to talk to. That just sounds like insecurity.

What, women insecure about younger women? That's a new one on me!
( Kroney, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 17:35, Reply)

mark 3 golf

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 17:36, Reply)

Sometimes the younger ones are also slower, uglier and fatter, that's true.

( Kroney, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 17:37, Reply)

Not old enough to be 'classic', not young enough to be 'new and exciting'. Very mundane.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 17:38, Reply)

we need to live in hope, too, you know

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 17:37, Reply)

nope
dating one younger man/woman is fine, and they can be just as interesting.

constantly changing for a younger model, as you suggest, is pathetic, and leads to you staring desperately at them as they talk about bars and fashions of which you have never heard.

or, you know, fretting because they are going to a party.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 17:44, Reply)

OK, so one younger man/woman is ok and they might well have something interesting to talk about.
But that's the limit. Any more than that and you're definitely only going to find dumb airheads. Cool beans.

This definitely isn't just symptomatic of the rapidly approaching cat lady histrionics of a woman left on the shelf to rot.
( Kroney, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 17:47, Reply)

nope
it is a simple response to your comment that you can dump girls as they get older and find a younger model.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 17:48, Reply)

here, in case you've forgotten
Well, we get better looking as we get older
meaning we're capable of dumping your saggy, wrinkly arses for a younger model on a regular basis.

So, you know, it's not all woe being a man.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 17:49, Reply)

Yep, I remember what I said
What I'm commenting on is your assumption that anybody younger is likely to be vapid. Which blatantly isn't true. What is true is that women are generally jealous of and threatened by younger women. I'm saying it's more likely that you're scared of being left on the shelf than it is that you really think younger women are stupid.

At least, I hope you are. I wouldn't like to think what sort of idiot would genuinely pass off entire generations of people as stupid simply because they're younger.
( Kroney, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 17:52, Reply)

i really think you have misunderstood me
it's probably all the panic over your girlfriend copping off at a house party.

the point is, if you constantly switch for ever younger models, you will look like a twat, you will be shallow and basing it on looks, and you will have increasingly little in common as the age gap widens. meanwhile, what sort of younger woman wants to go out with an older, decrepit man? a bimbo who is after cash, that's what sort.

younger women are stupid. older women are stupid. but anyone whose key criteria is a "younger hotter model" is the stupidest of all.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 17:56, Reply)

i am neither older nor younger
so that makes me a genius, right?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 17:59, Reply)

if it's two people finding each other attractive, age doesn't matter
if it's a man going, wahey i'm still hawt, my bald patch looks like bruce willis and my gunt means more of me to lurve, honey... but my bird is 25 now, best trade her in.... well, what's the opposite of a genius?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 18:01, Reply)

I haven't, you have taken a stupid joke at least semi-seriously, judging by your rather transparent attempts to hit a nerve with the party thing which, also, was a joke.
I am, quite seriously, having a go at you because you seem to have a rather unrealistic attitude about younger women being vapid and stupid which is in itself a rather vapid and stupid attitude to hold.

You didn't say older women were stupid, you specifically said that younger women wouldn't have anything to say for themselves, which is total horseshit as I very genuinely hope you know.
( Kroney, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 18:02, Reply)

if you ditch OG for a younger model when she gets "saggy"
and then again, and then again, you come and tell me in 20 years time whether you think younger women (or men for that matter) have anything to say for themselves that you'd want to hear.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 18:07, Reply)

I feel sorry for all those younger women you call friends.
If only they knew the true depths of the contempt with which you view them.

Meanwhile, I'll be banging and casting them all aside. YEAH MEN.
( Kroney, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 18:10, Reply)

it's all relative
girls a few years younger than me, fine.

if i go through life ditching my friends for younger ones every few years, however......

.... we're going to have jackshit to talk about!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 18:12, Reply)

Oh man, I bet you're beating them off with a stick with all your tales of legal secretarying and life on the mean streets of Kensington.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 17:37, Reply)

says the man who sticks his fingers up other men's bottoms on the not yet paved streets of IPSWICH

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 17:42, Reply)

Shittest Transformers ever.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 17:22, Reply)

ha!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 17:24, Reply)

Imagine your cool car turning into a nagging harpy?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 17:25, Reply)

Eff that, nig. Eff it to HECK.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 17:27, Reply)