She's no idea about this place or I'd have been fucked right up a long time ago.
I may have said that the only way our daughter will inherit anything from her side of the family is if her builder dad has managed to nick enough bricks from work to build her a house. I may also have described her most recent boyfriend as 'a middle-aged, washed up alcoholic cyclist who plays MP3s of middle-of-the-road dance music to children' and accused her of 'hanging around Shoreditch like a past it loser looking for some other poor twat to bankroll your pitiful existence'.

That kind of thing. In my (puny) defence these were all reactions to infinitely worse things said to me, but I lost my cool and this is bad.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 8:10, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I feel your pain brother.

( Peej, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 8:14, Reply)

^washed up alcoholic cyclist^

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 8:14, Reply)

Pretty much

( Peej, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 8:18, Reply)

Ditto :(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 8:20, Reply)

Oh come now, you're nowhere NEAR as fat as Beth Ditto.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 8:24, Reply)

:-O
I have overused 'ditto' today.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 8:26, Reply)

I was just being polite. You really are that fat.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 8:28, Reply)

:((((((((((((((((((((
I though you were OK man, I really did
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 8:29, Reply)

wow look all them chins

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 8:31, Reply)

All the better for RECKON-ing with.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 8:31, Reply)

OH YES!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 8:56, Reply)

I done fucked up.
It all came from me telling her (genuinely nicely and politely) that I was worried that she hadn't scaled down her expectations since splitting up from her (very wealthy and high-spending) ex earlier this year, and that being a cunt to me about extra money for school uniform when I've picked my kid up from restaurants three times in the past month, and her recent party outfit was from Monsoon, is a bit much given how poor I am.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 8:18, Reply)

Sounds like you need to watch for her trying to worm her way back once your flat's sorted and you're flush with cash

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 8:22, Reply)

I'd like to see her try, the mental cunt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 8:23, Reply)

she did not take it in a lol way I assume?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 8:16, Reply)

She applauded me for my incisive wit, and apologised sincerely for her behaviour.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 8:21, Reply)