Imma get me some new eye glasses today, Reg
Can you imagine anything as exciting as new spectacles, because I can't!!!
( Kroney, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:24, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

i dunno joe my eyesites always between 50/50
i tried some coloured contacts the other day and i dint realise that contacts were all floppy! i thought they were little glass discs
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:26, Reply)

I thought mine was until I suddenly noticed it wasn't.
I dunno about contacts, I don't wear them. Since I have an astigmatism, I could theoretically have justification to wear a monocle. How about them apples?
( Kroney, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:28, Reply)

I bought a nail brush and a tinopener from Wilkinsons the other day.
That was pretty rock and roll.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:30, Reply)

What is it with that place? Woolies close and suddenly Wilkinsons is everywhere
It seems pretty anti-British to me. I don't like it.
( Kroney, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:32, Reply)

Jt's good for stuff you need and can't be arsed to shop around for.
Potting compost, kitchen and bathrom shit, paint. Mr fucking domesticated here.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:39, Reply)

and what's the deal with airplane food?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:48, Reply)

I like the trays.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:55, Reply)

Dunno, what do you normally feed an aeroplane?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 11:00, Reply)